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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I've had some shitty interactions with cops when I was younger. Been arrested a bunch, been tazed, had my ass beat while I'm restrained, etc. I'm always surprised at people saying how shocked they are at Pat screaming at the cops because I've done that and seen tons of people also do that and nothing came of it.

THIS shocks me. If I ever lunged at a cop or made any type of aggressive gesture, I'd be getting my fucking teeth kicked down my throat, guaranteed. You have to be a real non-threat for them to just be like "hey now, calm down, ma'am." I would've been going to jail with a concussion.
The way Pat behaves they probably think he’s a slow adult. They treat him like a little kid because it would look real bad if they beat up a retard because he “doesn’t know any better” due to being a retard.
 

Patrick O'Neal

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I wonder what it’s like when they go back inside after one of these things happen.

Pat is probably in a manic state for at least an hour before he finally gets a grip. Then he goes back to twitter.

Niki probably goes right to bed and cries herself to sleep.

What a terrible life

Really?

nikki dgaf.gif
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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I've had some shitty interactions with cops when I was younger. Been arrested a bunch, been tazed, had my ass beat while I'm restrained, etc. I'm always surprised at people saying how shocked they are at Pat screaming at the cops because I've done that and seen tons of people also do that and nothing came of it.
Yeah, but that was back when cameras were hand-cranked.

These days, with cheap phone cameras and body cams, cops are scared to do anything.
 

Ladynyahh

Big Jewish tits
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I wonder what it’s like when they go back inside after one of these things happen.

Pat is probably in a manic state for at least an hour before he finally gets a grip. Then he goes back to twitter.

Niki probably goes right to bed and cries herself to sleep.

What a terrible life
After seeing that video I am convinced she's all in with trying to pull this scam off. Patrick has completely sold her on it. After one of these incidents they probably fuck (with skill and enthusiasm, child).
 
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I hate to be naive and believe anything that comes from Torswats, but when asked if Pat gave a reason for ordering swats on himself, he gave two reasons.
  1. For fame/notoriety.
  2. To sue the MPD.
Seeing as Pat has been proactively reaching out to media outlets to do his story (as per Javier) and the shit eating grin he wears as he explains how scared he is, I would say #1 checks out.

All of the audio/video clips of his interactions with the police he is belligerent, threatening, and combative. He is very clearly trying to provoke a physical response from them. He even threatened to sue them in one of the clips. Dont forget the suspicipusly timed upgraded security cameras and every interaction with the police recorded on multiple devices, #2 checks out as well.

I would like to think that a victim who is being terrorized by swatting would be more supportive in the efforts to end it, instead of fanning the flames. But you know, 1.7 logic and all that.
 
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