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DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

Opie Simp
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patrick is fat

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15-20 minutes? idk about you fellas but after i bust i go soft pretty quick, and if i’m inside a woman, it kinda just slides out. there is no fucking way this fat retard has the circulation to keep his dick hard at all, let alone stay hard after cooming. also his fat pig wife has a few extra inches of fat to get through before being able to penetrate.

so what he really does is lay on top of his fat wife with his soft gross dick inside her fat rolls lol
 

Jenna

I'm the girl u needed in Jr. High
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Yeah this is the superior cuddling position (I don't cuddle fat chicks though so ymmv). If her head is pressed too hard against your shoulder/arm it goes numb, but if she finds that sweet spot right on your upper pectoral you can just lie like this for 10 minutes.

Cuddling with your limp dick inside her pussy feels like some weird sex loophole mormon teens are doing.
 
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