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Hildy claims his karaoke bar slut fucking era is the stuff of legend in Milwaukee.

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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During the tour of their 2018 album Pinkus Abortion Technician, the Melvins stopped off at the High Note in WI to wet their whistles, which is where Buzz Osbourne met Sex Haver and noted MAP Eric Hildeman.

Eric fucked Buzz in the back of his tour bus, and later married him, telling him on their wedding day that he was only intended to be a one night stand.
I love the Melvins. How could you do this.
 

eggfeller

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imagine trying to realistically do what he’s suggesting. let’s say it’s true, then it was happening at the very least 20+ years ago. the likelihood of “anyone” from that time still hanging around the karaoke bars seems slim to none. on the extreme off-chance there’s even one person who remembers, do you really think they’re gonna “tell all”? what’s to tell? it wouldn’t register as a memory to anyone else even if it was true. but he thinks the premise is believable that there are dozens of middle-aged barflies out there whose eyes will light up at the mention of eric “non-practicing pedophile” hildeman & they’ll regale anyone who listens with stories of a guy who… did what most people do when they go to bars. absolutely pedo-brained delusional. imagine going through your entire life poorly trying & failing to pantomime what you think being “normal” is. faggot
 

Faggot Boqposter

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It’s frankly stunning how many own-goals Pat’s ballwashers score in the process of trying to defend their crush and themselves. I thought this was an Eric Hildeman parody account at first.

Who the fuck talks like this, let alone tweets like this? How does this do anything to enhance his reputation? He sounds like exactly the sort of complete degenerate who would rape kids.


Criticizing people for publicly bragging about their (alleged) sexual conquests? That’s your bit?

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BudDickman

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Bar sluts? Sounds pretty misogynistic to me. It’s 2023 Hildy and that kind of talk is NOT COOL!
He's a neck bearded faggot who doesn't even know how to be woke properly. You don't have to be a genius to understand the rules that progressives play by, but these Midwestern retards still manage to fuck it up. Pat is like this too. They identify as progressive/liberal because they want to differentiate themselves from the hicks that surround them, but they're just as stupid.

He imitates Carl Sagan and uses a whispering faggot NPR voice because he thinks that's how smart people are supposed to sound. Cargo cult intellectual.
 

NoBacon

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Eugene

Gay Interracial Pangolin Conservationist
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I'd believe him if he said "the Thailand karaoke bar circuit". I'm sure Paul would be able to back him up too; I'm sure they've ran into each other over there. Maybe even fucked the same 'bar sluts'... (horrible thing to call an 8 year old FWIW)
 
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