Hildy claims his karaoke bar slut fucking era is the stuff of legend in Milwaukee.

[Antwan Kumiya]

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

His awkward bragging about women is almost identical to Pats.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Those weren't karaoke bars they were Chuck E Cheeses.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

They called me Hildy Half Inch back then

 

[guest]

He sounds like someone who has never made a woman cum

 

[CompoundBasement]

How charming. Bragging about banging blacked-out barflys on social media will surely stop people from wondering if you have even darker sexual proclivities, and histories.

 

[Suetonius]

He didn’t say who he was having sex with. Maybe if you asked around they’d go “Oh the child fucker?”

 

[stealthygeek]

Of course the one reply is boomia.

 

[RickReternal]

Boomia’s new handle is vivid!

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Boomia’s new handle is vivid!

Boomia won’t be deterred by a pesky dox.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

It’s frankly stunning how many own-goals Pat’s ballwashers score in the process of trying to defend their crush and themselves. I thought this was an Eric Hildeman parody account at first.

Who the fuck talks like this, let alone tweets like this? How does this do anything to enhance his reputation? He sounds like exactly the sort of complete degenerate who would rape kids.

 

[PickleRickle]

It’s frankly stunning how many own-goals Pat’s ballwashers score in the process of trying to defend their crush and themselves. I thought this was an Eric Hildeman parody account at first.

Who the fuck talks like this, let alone tweets like this? How does this do anything to enhance his reputation? He sounds like exactly the sort of complete degenerate who would rape kids.

Spending the evening talking about celibate pedophilia, changing gears into lady-killing barslut guy...what are you doing, Eric.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Spending the evening talking about celibate pedophilia, changing gears into lady-killing barslut guy...what are you doing, Eric.

Just being himself. The fact that any of this strikes him as healthy and normal says it all. I’ve never been as creeped out by this piece of shit as I am having read what he’s said in the past 24 hours.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Sodomites will be thrown from rooftops they brought America down to the sewer were Russia and China seem ok they have played a huge role in demoralizing America ,child

 

[Chive Turkey]

Imagine reading people slam you for being a degenerate who supports pedophiles and your idea of a comeback is to brag about how many happy hour whores you've fucked.

You really showed them.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

After all the fucking he ends up marrying a 2

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Isn't Hildys wife an overly Jewish woman? To the point where she looks like a caricature of a jew

 

[FatPatsBaps]

During the tour of their 2018 album Pinkus Abortion Technician, the Melvins stopped off at the High Note in WI to wet their whistles, which is where Buzz Osbourne met Sex Haver and noted MAP Eric Hildeman.

Eric fucked Buzz in the back of his tour bus, and later married him, telling him on their wedding day that he was only intended to be a one night stand.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

He’s just admitted to being a rapist. Hildy, women can’t consent if they blacked out so I recommend waiting for the knock. Freak.

 

[PogromStallone]

These people are all pretending to be what a goofball thinks a suave ladies man is.