@HH Brother is an intruder

[HH Brother]

I made a complete 180 on HH Brother. I used to hate him but now i actually enjoy him.

We've settled our differences and come together against pedophilia, brother.

yall probably are in abusive relationships

@That Dre school these fools

do i need to lament why Dan is a faggot?

You're so fucking cringe dude, funster.

 

[guest]

yall probably are in abusive relationships

@That Dre school these fools

do i need to lament why Dan is a faggot?

Uh, no I remember. Typical bullshit. Flew too close to the sun and fell on his ass. Same with Adam. I could give very little fucks about the infighting but what’s with the uptick in beef now, brothaman? Talk to me.

 

[guest]

HH is Dan, right? I admit I was all up over the doxxing and ass hurt bullshit but he’s laid into the Milwaukee Arsonist well enough with the police transcripts I’m like who gives a care.

Unless that’s not one of Dan’s alts and we’ve got an interloper around these parts. I mean what’s the haps, brothaman? Why the suspicion?

@JerkStoreJ a ? Seriously?

What is going on? What’d the Bean town dummy do now?

 

[Guest]

@JerkStoreJ a ? Seriously?

What is going on? What’d the Bean town dummy do now?

How could you possibly think HH is Dan, let alone think you had figured out some big secret? That’s like 2 meta-levels behind the curve on your part.

It’s extremely obvious it’s some other brotherman playing a bit where he pretends to be Dan - a primary function of which has been riling up retarded brothermen who think it’s Dan.

 

[guest]

That’s big of you, @Patreeky. Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

Here you go my friend.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Brothaman, you don’t want to put that out if you’re not certain either way. That’s a serious situation. I don’t give one way for either of those faggots but let’s be serious.

has he denied it?

 

[not that Jack Horner]

We've settled our differences and come together against pedophilia, brother.



You're so fucking cringe dude, funster.

Dan, you will always fall

because you attach yourself to losers

you are a parasite of losers

you will always lose

 

[guest]

has he denied it?

Not to my knowledge but Dan wouldn’t be able to keep that to himself. It’s the same logic that says Joe Cumia isn’t on the forum. He’d never be able to not ‘Why, hello, fellow funsters!’ himself.

 

[guest]

Here you go my friend.

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Subscribed!

 

[guest]

Dan, you will always fall

because you attach yourself to losers

you are a parasite of losers

you will always lose

What’s the haps?

 

[guest]

How could you possibly think HH is Dan, let alone think you had figured out some big secret? That’s like 2 meta-levels behind the curve on your part.

It’s extremely obvious it’s some other brotherman playing a bit where he pretends to be Dan - a primary function of which has been riling up retarded brothermen who think it’s Dan.

Alright, Christ on a chip, dude. I was just trying to stem the beef.

 

[Jenna]

How could you possibly think HH is Dan, let alone think you had figured out some big secret? That’s like 2 meta-levels behind the curve on your part.

It’s extremely obvious it’s some other brotherman playing a bit where he pretends to be Dan - a primary function of which has been riling up retarded brothermen who think it’s Dan.

I honestly can't tell. Back before Snakegate, I'd routinely tell Dan the best way to deflect criticism was to act like a pro wrestler when trolls troll you.

@Dan @Mewler

I think you should lean into the bit at this point. Become the Mew World Order. None of this high road on the forums, low road on the podcast bullshit. Do the gimmick that you're an exclusive group of ONA super-insiders who sneer down on Dutch scum, but make it funny. Invite Brooke Shields as...

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If spaceedge ever texted me as Randy Savage, I'd respond back as Hulk Hogan.

Dun dun dun! But then, much like Tara Carpenter in Scream VI in theaters now, all I know is that I'm not HH Brother. Did Dan finally take my advice? But then they'll both rib my posts hours apart, like I really don't think Dan is rereading every thread and making sure Jenna gets double upribs.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I made a complete 180 on HH Brother. I used to hate him but now i actually enjoy him.

Me too.

#MeToo

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Alright, Christ on a chip, dude. I was just trying to stem the beef.

I'm starving, we got any beef back there Earl?

 

[Milk74]

I honestly can't tell. Back before Snakegate, I'd routinely tell Dan the best way to deflect criticism was to act like a pro wrestler when trolls troll you.

@Dan @Mewler

I think you should lean into the bit at this point. Become the Mew World Order. None of this high road on the forums, low road on the podcast bullshit. Do the gimmick that you're an exclusive group of ONA super-insiders who sneer down on Dutch scum, but make it funny. Invite Brooke Shields as...

onaforums.net

Dun dun dun! But then, much like Tara Carpenter in Scream VI in theaters now, all I know is that I'm not HH Brother. Did Dan finally take my advice? But then they'll both rib my posts hours apart, like I really don't think Dan is rereading every thread and making sure Jenna gets double upribs.

I've always assumed it was you or Snake, but let's be real, it's snake.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Imagine still being butthurt that Dan threw you off his shitty little podcast, lol.

 

[Jenna]

I've always assumed it was you or Snake, but let's be real, it's snake.

A good whodunit needs a character like me who has a solid motive but is ultimately a red herring. I'm Kate Hudson in Glass Onion bitches!

 

[guest]

I'm starving, we got any beef back there Earl?

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[guest]

@HH Brother

get your shit, and get the fuck out

I’ve found the culprit, OP. His name is Colleen Roe Cumia

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I am not a kiwifarmer, nor was i banned from kiwi farms like Dan or the wyzzz

so i dont have a point by point on why Dan is a duplicitous faggot

@HH Brother was banned from kiwi after he was told to fuck off by snake, a faggot who draws penises for pleasure

he crawled back here and thinks he is somehow better than Patrick S Tomlinson

he is not

period