Hey, so your very real debt to Quasi is up to $54,236.47. Just thought you should know. Anyways, we'll talk later.

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Am I fucking crazy or in his recent media blitz/interviews, Patrick acknowledged the debt and the contempt hearing? If so, why does he straight up lie about it on Twitter/X?

It really pisses me off that a reporter/journalist from one of his interviews failed to research his twitter posts and replies to document that he has told several lies during his interviews.

The media satisfies his need for sympathy, while X satisfies his need to be seen as a tough guy. He thinks that if he postures on X that he genuinely has 50 thousand people who believe he’s a real life tough guy. His brain can’t sense the disconnect

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Post in thread 'since Dan can't post here anymore (PATRICK EMBARRASSED IN COURT... AGAIN! w/ Andrew "BDA" Nadolski & Mew #NPS)'
https://new.onaforums.net/threads/s...andrew-bda-nadolski-mew-nps.41347/post-929286

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Anyone who skipped that thread is missing out

 

[HeyItsVos]

Ain’t no Blimpies in Milwaukee.

How many L’s can Patrick hold?

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

The media satisfies his need for sympathy, while X satisfies his need to be seen as a tough guy. He thinks that if he postures on X that he genuinely has 50 thousand people who believe he’s a real life tough guy. His brain can’t sense the disconnect

Why would his fanbase of fat ladies and weirdos even care if he was tough?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

If the guy who did these is still around, he'd be perfect for it.

The gentleman’s handprint on her ass is rib smashing lol

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Your honor, I must ask that man be removed from the courtroom. I almost had a restraining order against him.

Judge child, I have a restraining order against Andrew, take him to county now, child!

 

[Dog Eater]

If the guy who did these is still around, he'd be perfect for it.

I have never seen any drawing, cartoon or photoshop that captures how hideous Sam really is.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Ain’t no Blimpies in Milwaukee.

Not true. There's Pat for one...

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Ain’t no Blimpies in Milwaukee.

He* can drive the Rustang there if it doesn’t get repoed.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Remember when Rick kept denying he had traffic court and then showed up and had no idea what no contest meant?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Remember when Rick kept denying he had traffic court and then showed up and had no idea what no contest meant?

the same plea he used a few years earlier when he threatened to kill his wife and infant daughter

 

[MonsterSteve]

to journalsits: "we are stuck with a $50k bill! I have a contempt hearing next month, I could go to jail"

on xitter: "no debt, no hearing, no jail"

brilliant strategy! this is what fighting the decision looks like

#DLTIKTTAW: Don't let the idiots know that they're winning!

Do you think the 5 of his followers who actually follow this fake drama are confused when they watch his TV interviews and see his sob story about going to jail, owning all this money and then see him on Twitter an hour later denying any of it exists?

 

[MonsterSteve]

Your honor, I must ask that man be removed from the courtroom. I almost had a restraining order against him.

I'm almost certain he would lie about it and scream with his voice cracking "I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST HIM!! THATS ONE OF MY stlakers!!@!!!!"

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Why would his fanbase of fat ladies and weirdos even care if he was tough?

They don’t, but he cares very much that they think he is

 

[kingship75]

I have never seen any drawing, cartoon or photoshop that captures how hideous Sam really is.

Sam fingering the tights of Mr. #1derful as Orndorf looks on is still one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

 

[Phish]

Scary that Patrick Tomlinson has been emailing all the local jails and talking shit to everyone he can get a hold of that they beTTer noT puT theiRR hanDs on him EVER! And that they will bend the knee to all his demands when he has his stay there. Wonder what they think about it? They dont like the ACAB crowd to begin with…. Well hopefully we’ll find out soon! Ill enjoy what happens…to…you…neeecxts.

 

[Coonskin]

 

[LoomisBuckby]

Here, have this 2 for 1 coupon to Blimpies for your trouble and godspeed, internet hero.

Holy shit my ribs.

But even with blimpie coupons in hand he would just grift the “stlaking victim” angle into being some sort of activist. Can’t ruin a writing career that never existed to begin with.