Hey paul, if you kill yourself you wont have to experience any more birthdays. Just saying.

[sShenaniganz]

prezzies

 

[Steve Ramone]

prezzies

Paul's family keeps giving him gift certificates for a spa day at the battery acid factory.

 

[SFWA liaison]

90% of his posts about his life are obvious pity-bait, but now he's pretending he doesn't want it? what an attention thirsty womanly faggot

pity is ALL he has, nobody respects him at all

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Pat is even more narcissistic than pat lol. Unfortunately that means he probably ain’t gonna kill himself. Maybe one of the children he stalks will do it for us.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I'll celebrate his deathday.

 

[N64 Cube]

There’s only a few birthdays that should “matter”. 13 when you become a teenager, the age you get your drivers license, the age you get to vote, and the age you can legally drink (depending on the country you live in) And maybe if you live to the age of 100. Other than that who gives a shit if no one tells you happy birthday.

 

[BoomerSperg]

90% of his posts about his life are obvious pity-bait, but now he's pretending he doesn't want it? what an attention thirsty womanly faggot

pity is ALL he has, nobody respects him at all

his mother was right

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Get some mistress to stomp your balls and call you a pathetic little faggot, Paul. You'll cum and feel better.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Nice impossibility of knowledge science cuck

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

So I take it by all this extremely gay hinting around, today must be his birthday

Happy birthday Paulie from yer pals at o&a

 

[Stent]

I bet his dad was cool, just like his brother. Every year he had to have a good-natured chuckle at the new pair of socks and then tell everyone to celebrate the real birthday boy. Meanwhile, faggot crybaby Paul was in the kitchen shouting at his delightful mother (great cans) that she was ruining everything by making his birthday cake to look like the wrong spaceship.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

A man in his 50s caring about his birthday is pathetic.

 

[porquedealer]

found on r/hortonwwfans

Where the fawk is my warranty, FAWK!

Horton IT getting a bit fed up of this weimer character.

Spoiler: meh

try again:

 

[fricklefrackle]

Caring about your birthday in your 50s... let alone 40s, 30s, 20s... fucking kill yourself already, faggot.

 

[Honoria]

Happy Waterfall Wednesday, everyone.

 

[Hudson]

35 posts on this and not one "I'm so sorry, Paul?"

 

[chewtoyrapist]

35 posts on this and not one "I'm so sorry, Paul?"

You know what? No. I am NOT sorry, paul.

 

[UnPRePared]

Can he say one sentence that doesn't beg for pity?

He'd drive Tony Robbins to suicide.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Caring about your birthday in your 50s... let alone 40s, 30s, 20s... fucking kill yourself already, faggot.

Well, ya know who isn't gonna tell you it's his birthday in 23 days, then? Let's just say he's going be 48 and leave it at that.

 

[SFWA liaison]

@captain_kamala today's fishing for pity deserves a thread of it's own

Bluesky

bsky.app

so many layers of faggotry

a 55yo "man" using his zodiac sign as an excuse for his shortcomings, pathetic