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Hey Pat why don't you build a rescue sub out of pallets

More Worser

Not Mexican. Not jewish. NOT bald.😑
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He would need at least 60 days to begin to correct his behavior. No access to the internet/social media would be hell for him and he would definitely go through violent withdrawals. He'd get his ass beat regularly for mouthing off. The C.O.s would hate the shit out of him and would allow the inmates to steal on him and pretend they didn't see it happening.


Come on, brotha man. Pat will never change. His behavior is uncorrectable. 2 months may as well be 2 seconds, in the face of not letting the bastards win. Pat would be in the infirmary telling the nurses how the guys who beat him up were the ones who were wrong, noT PaT.
 

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Come on, brotha man. Pat will never change. His behavior is uncorrectable. 2 months may as well be 2 seconds, in the face of not letting the bastards win. Pat would be in the infirmary telling the nurses how the guys who beat him up were the ones who were wrong, noT PaT.
He'd immediately troon out and insist on being housed with women.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Pat would be one of those characters that enters Oz and is killed in one episode.
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Some jails allow for decent take out on the weekends, but it's expensive. You can get burger platters and shit.

I was on transport with a dude who was being released from federal pen in Florida (US Coleman after 15 years) and being transported to South Carolina state prison to do a ten year bid, and he was really looking forward to stopping at McDonald's. He had not had it in 15 years. He was black.

Transport/extradition sucks. It was a small van and we were shackled the whole time (feet and wrists to waste). They stopped at other jails for piss breaks and for overnight stays-- lunch and dinner were McDonald's (you could order $5 worth of shit, but motherfucking transport guards would only order $3 worth and pocket the change. Shit adds up as you had 8-10 prisoners times 2 meals a day. Took a fawkin week to get from Orlando back to Texas. There was a motherfucker who was being extradited back to Washington State. Apparently, that can be a 3 week trip.

Finally, one of the guys being extradited back to Texas was being extradited on a misdemeanor theft charge. They hauled his ass in from Sarasota for a class B misdemeanor. Lol.
Dude I've only done a night or two in country jail😳 Drinking stuff WOW 😲 a buddy told me about the toothpick joints and being lucky to get a Tylenol 😬
 

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He would need at least 60 days to begin to correct his behavior. No access to the internet/social media would be hell for him and he would definitely go through violent withdrawals. He'd get his ass beat regularly for mouthing off. The C.O.s would hate the shit out of him and would allow the inmates to steal on him and pretend they didn't see it happening.
Calling grown men "child" plus his politics πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ€£
 
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