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Hey Pat, since you're such a dimwit, let me explain a few things about court

DoctorSteveCarlisi

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If you think judges hate indirect contempt for their courts, wait till you find out how they feel about direct contempt and perjury!

You're definitely doing the right thing by not showing up to the August court date. Because you won't be able to keep yourself from telling multiple lies once you're there.

I expect this judge will see through you even faster than the others you've faced. And there's a lot more at stake.

Sweet dreams.
 

RickReternal

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I’d die a happy man if I found out they had to restrain him by hitting him in his pig head with a slap jack or a night stick.
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I mean he’s here right now reading this. The question Pat, is do you show up and give us the win? Let Dan Mullen film you as you sperg out? Let us all watch the judge “child” your fat ass?

Or do you skip so that we don’t “win”? Because then we get to take glee in your arrest.

YOU LOST TOMLINSON! NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!

WE WIN! THE IDIOTS WIN!
 
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