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Hey Pat, did you get your Torswats letter from the DOJ yet?

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B-b-but... They say NIGGER and FAGGOT over there. You don't believe they were swatting us?
Th-they published factual, publicly available documents that paint us as a poor parenting debtor and an attempted baby murderer with a low GPA! They must've done the swattings! Arrest them because we said so!
 

Kim_Jong_Poon_

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Мы не можем позволить Патику и Джеки добиться успеха

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Haven't read them. Are other states or specific victims mentioned?
Just read the entire plea. No mention of Patrick or Wisconsin, Patti Labelle, the Brewers game or anything else.

Wisconsin isn't even in the list of venues waived for prosecution if the deal is taken.

What the fuck? Wisconsin is also where The Quartering is and he DID get a DOJ letter.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Just read the entire plea. No mention of Patrick or Wisconsin, Patti Labelle, the Brewers game or anything else.

Wisconsin isn't even in the list of venues waived for prosecution if the deal is taken.

What the fuck? Wisconsin is also where The Quartering is and he DID get a DOJ letter.
At least that quarting fella said he was going to fly to Allans trial. So there will be some form of coverage.
 

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Keep in mind there are separate cases going on.

Quatering and Metokur were swatted by the Serb and/or Romanian as per Jim's DOJ tweet.
Filion is a whole other victim list who may not have received letters (yet)
Who is Jim?
 

Total Tranny Death

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Haven't read them. Are other states or specific victims mentioned?
It mentions Texas, California, and Washington as other states. No Wisconsin though, nor Nevada which I think he also swatted in. We do know for certain that Wisconsin is involved though, since Jeremy Hambly (The Quartering) lives there and got a letter. Maybe he will still be charged there? I hope.

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Snacks and Porkfuck going to prison, stlaker, for trying to frame the OnA pests all because one of them couldn't let it go for 6 years after getting trolled for not finding Norm funny is such a perfect ending and such a high comedic peak I don't know how I'll handle it.

Probably by figuring out Pat's prison address and mocking him there, let's be honest
I will happily send him handwritten letters telling him to enjoy prison.
 
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The Netflix doc about pat better be called " Enjoy prison"
Theres alot you could do with naming the episodes with his quotes to show his psychopathic progression.

Episode 1: "child"
Episode 2: "block and report"
Episode 3: "imposter child"
Episode 4: "wait quietly"
Episode 5: "i dont know the protocol"
Episode 6: "shuT your fuckinG Mouth!!"
Episode 7: "no, javier"
Episode 8: "four godamm years!"
Episode 9: "i thought i would be heard"
Episode 10: "enjoy prison"
 
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