Hey FBI

[BakersfieldChimp]

So right now our tax money is paying for some FBI guy to read Pats kiwifarms link and here to see that its a bunch of people that laugh at everything he posts.

Honestly, if Pat actually did anything, they'll probably have one guy look over the 'threats', maybe he'll swing by here and read some posts and ultimately nothing will happen.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Honestly, if Pat actually did anything, they'll probably have one guy look over the 'threats', maybe he'll swing by here and read some posts and ultimately nothing will happen.

Id imagine he would be entertained enough to spend a bit more time on it.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Hey, FBI. Here's Patrick S. Tomlinson saying whenever he finds out who we are, we're dead. It's at the 30 second mark:

https://files.catbox.moe/7rsg7k.mp3

Like someone snuck in a wire and caught Fatty Boy Floyd committing conspiracy to murder.

 

[Harry Powell]

Hey guys! Just wanna introduce my fiance's new friend. These two only met last week but act like they've known each other for years!

No one cared about ade, not the feds, not that faggot Christopher. She was a good girl and she shoulda had my babies.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

I’m just waiting to find out it was Agent Munoz who took the case. After emailing pat from [email protected] and setting up an interview.

No child. It was agent Fox Mulder from the FBI.

 

[guest]

Hey guys! Just wanna introduce my fiance's new friend. These two only met last week but act like they've known each other for years!

You said she had a nice ass!

I was trying to say something positive because she's your friend.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

So right now our tax money is paying for some FBI guy to read Pats kiwifarms link and here to see that its a bunch of people that laugh at everything he posts.

A better use of the agency than burning Branch Davidians or killing white people, tbh.

 

[Will Tate]

Honestly, if Pat actually did anything, they'll probably have one guy look over the 'threats', maybe he'll swing by here and read some posts and ultimately nothing will happen.

Milwaukee FBI is gonna take one look here and Pat's KF thread and pin the next mass shooter on him just for the loffs.

 

[SFWA liaison]

yeah I think the case priority plummets the moment an agent asks "so in the past 4 years, how many times did they approach you or your family in person?" and the answer is zero

the video self-vandalizing his bike I'm not even sure he'd dare turn to the feds, he's obviously ashamed of it, that's why he has never posted it to twitter or made it public willingly