Hey FBI

[Easily_Remembered]

We got some Pat voicemails that you guys are going to love!

Sorry Pat, but a history of forging evidence makes you what a published author such as myself like to call an "unreliable narrator".

Apostlegate alone shows the world what a desperate lying piggy boy you are.

 

[Jenna]

Hey guys! Just wanna introduce my fiance's new friend. These two only met last week but act like they've known each other for years!

 

[RobertMewler]

Hey, FBI. Here's Patrick S. Tomlinson saying whenever he finds out who we are, we're dead. It's at the 30 second mark:

https://files.catbox.moe/7rsg7k.mp3

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

According to all the movies and TV shows I've seen the FBI can only listen to 30 seconds of Nice Podcast Stupid before they have to click off for privacy reasons. Dan just has to wait for a minute or so before he starts making the illegal jokes about pat being fat.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Also FBI, here is an exchange under Pat's tweet where he brags that you're taking his case on. Read this and try not to end up hating him:

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Hey FBI, I used *67 so good luck with that.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Maybe we should lamb chop it for a while

 

[guest]

"The FBI agent who took my statement" - I thought FBI interviews are typically conducted by two agents.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Hey, FBI. Here's Patrick S. Tomlinson saying whenever he finds out who we are, we're dead. It's at the 30 second mark:

https://files.catbox.moe/7rsg7k.mp3

really screwed up some of those captions on 2nd viewing.

and so fucking gay at the end "No no i no you weren't sugar."
He really is a queen

 

[Udders]

I'm sure they'll love it when they run his name and see that he owes legal fees due to a failed lolsuit.

He's a lying retard, why would the FBI care about the online spats of a fat idiot? He's shown he has no idea how lolsuits work, how TROs work, or how the system works in general, I'm sure he'll have success just waddling into the FBI branch office.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Also FBI, here is an exchange under Pat's tweet where he brags that you're taking his case on. Read this and try not to end up hating him:

He did tha bit

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Grim Universe just served up some quality ribs. He a good egg.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m just waiting to find out it was Agent Munoz who took the case. After emailing pat from [email protected] and setting up an interview.

 

[fusciasomething]

I'd love to hear the voicemails Pat left himself where he doesn't use the words that are used here every day. Or these tapes also come out and Pat has the balls to use words he gets cancelled for. Win either way

 

[Will Tate]

Does the FBI know what Reddit is?

 

[guest]

Hey FBI, Pat literally murdered Bernell Trammell. Not even joking. Look into it.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I do think it'd be useful to have a payquasi.lol type site with a succinct documentation of all of Patrick's transgressions, inconsistencies and lies. The KF thread is great but far too vast for that purpose and everything is too disseminated. Maybe a wiki type thing would work best?

Fatty has the advantage of a single "cohesive" (as far as he's able to) narrative to journalists, ballwashers and law enforcement. If anyone in the press is considering going after this nigga but is presented with a single, 20-minute read/watch, pure-fact, no-meme of all his retardation they wouldn't touch it with a 10ft pole

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

So right now our tax money is paying for some FBI guy to read Pats kiwifarms link and here to see that its a bunch of people that laugh at everything he posts.

 

[Will Tate]

I do think it'd be useful to have a payquasi.lol type site with a succinct documentation of all of Patrick's transgressions, inconsistencies and lies. The KF thread is great but far too vast for that purpose and everything is too disseminated. Maybe a wiki type thing would work best?

Fatty has the advantage of a single "cohesive" (as far as he's able to) narrative to journalists, ballwashers and law enforcement. If anyone in the press is considering going after this nigga but is presented with a single, 20-minute read/watch, pure-fact, no-meme of all his retardation they wouldn't touch it with a 10ft pole

I'm still perplexed that a public figure like Pat, best-selling author, political pundit, martial arts instructor, etc., doesn't have a wikipedia page.

 

[guest]

@FezFuckedBabyLove