Hey, everyone, The Ark has gone to series with Independence Day producer Dean Devlin!

[UnPRePared]

Man, we sure got owned! And on SyFy no less! Patrick most be rolling in -

Oh wait? What's that?

Syfy Orders Drama Series ‘The Ark’ From Dean Devlin

Syfy has picked up the drama series "The Ark" from "Independence Day" and "Stargate" scribe Dean Devlin.

variety.com

No, child, it isn't his book? Yes, child, it's something else entirely with a similar name?

I guess that's ok, because no one knows who Patrick S. Tomlinson is.

... Except us.

Join the BBQ, fellas. I'm three Chopin's deep and ribs are on the grill!

 

[captain_kamala]

Will Tate next

 

[captainjapan]

Is Solsbury Hill where all the lads gather to fuck sheep?

 

[UnPRePared]

Is Solsbury Hill where all the lads gather to fuck sheep?

I was just trying to sing a happy tune.

We don't Fuck sheep in Scotland, we're not Irish.

 

[captainjapan]

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had.


He started counting but fell asleep.

 

[UnPRePared]

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had.


He started counting but fell asleep.

I'm curious, with a name like Captainjapan, what's the likelihood you live in sexual repression and will die young with exorbitant stress levels and self loathing?

 

[captainjapan]

I'm curious, with a name like Captainjapan, what's the likelihood you live in sexual repression and will die young with exorbitant stress levels and self loathing?

Not sure, what do you consider young?

 

[UnPRePared]

Not sure, what do you consider young?

About the time you celebrated Coming of Age Day and your father started crying to you about your people's low birth rate.

You think they'd Fuck more there, the porn sucks.

 

[captainjapan]

Silly blint thinks I'm Oriental. I'm just sipping my container of coffee outside Roosevelt Field in my Carhartt zip up hoodie. sniff. Cold out here.

 

[UnPRePared]

Silly blint thinks I'm Oriental. I'm just sipping my container of coffee outside Roosevelt Field in my Carhartt zip up hoodie. sniff. Cold out here.

I'm on my fourth vodka, guess I'm getting too literal.

You should go inside that McDonalds. Or your Subaru Outback.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

With more than a year left to go before reaching their target planet, a lack of life-sustaining supplies and loss of leadership, the remaining crew must become the best versions of themselves to stay on course and survive.

Do they have to live their best lives in spite of the worsening odds?
In Episode 4 the remaining crew dances like no one’s watching.

 

[Danny's Mick Footster]

Wait til he sues them for copyright infringement

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

You know who had an ark? Noah.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

They chose the second better " The Ark".