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Are you going to rape Dan?
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I drink pear cider, what you gonna do about it faggot?Whiskey does suck. Are you a rum guy? Or a fat faggot who chugs bud light via your ass!
Dan is 14 miles from me. I'm going to pick him up and we're both going to beat your gay, drunk ass you enormous queerI drink pear cider, what you gonna do about it faggot?
Youve ruined my vibe and now im not going to put the feed nana sign on the hookers assDan is 14 miles from me. I'm going to pick him up and we're both going to beat your gay, drunk ass you enormous queer
Im also not finishing the 20 minute patrick and danny showDan is 14 miles from me. I'm going to pick him up and we're both going to beat your gay, drunk ass you enormous queer
Have another peach cider you homo lushIm also not finishing the 20 minute patrick and danny show
Im going full Mr C again
Youre fucked, dannt and iblBangedQuasi
Youre fucked, buddy.Have another peach cider you homo lush
Sleep it off pal . Have some Ensure, you're going to have a killer hangoverYoure fucked, buddy.
Dare i say raped.
WWAWD Gatorlytes? They rehydrate pretty good.Sleep it off pal . Have some Ensure, you're going to have a killer hangover
I can’t even imagine being terrified of someone that’s 4’9” from SomervilleWow. Dougie is fucking terrified of Dan
I get like that walking through Men's Wearhouse, brother.I saw a hot manniquin in a store and wanted to fuck it. Imagine if it was a rite aid.
Im no5 tonna slewp im fonns buy dimr re bum faGGTSleep it off pal . Have some Ensure, you're going to have a killer hangover
Pussy.Just to be clear to admin, I am never going to meet dan lol.
Aren't you two friends?I can’t even imagine being terrified of someone that’s 4’9” from Somerville
5'8 1/2, brother.I can’t even imagine being terrified of someone that’s 4’9” from Somerville
It’s like I’m there.Lobstwr (worst thing on the menu, shoulda been fawkin crab), caviar, scallops, all sorts of weird shit. When they dwscribes it i qasnt ubdwrstanding. Fuclinf beans from thw rich soils of spain or some shit.
Won't need a rockcoat for Flava Flav since her piece will take her straight to the bottom, brother.I honestly think you should meet dan and livestream it. Maybe meet in lisbon so you can chase mediterranean women and he can go on a vacation with his wife that can navigate the local scene. Then we get some good content of two enemies bonding over tapas or heroin whatever the Portuguese do.
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