He's just churning out content for us

[Lard Glug]

Remember that he is not homosexual

I’m wonder where he cums. I so wish he’d tell us.

 

[Chive Turkey]

"To enshrine as less than full citizens"? He's so predictably terrible with idioms, always choosing ones that can only be used positively and using them negatively, like saying his stlakers are "compatriots" who "bring people into the fold".

 

[Jenna]

I have a lot of difficulty taking any of these "journalists" seriously when they lie about Patrick owing $50,000 to one of his stlakers. Why do they all push the same bullshit when Patrick has said he has zero debts?

 

[guest]

Pat actually pandered to Teen Vogue a few tweets and nominated himself for a job on twitter by tagging them and saying " Ahem.." when they mentioned looking for a writer.

And they didn't hire him???

 

[guest]

No, I am not a thhtalker. I am protethhting you for threatening my fat kidthhs.

If anyone ever needed a walk it's that barrel of shit