He's Done

[iBangedQuasi]

So if that's his first draft, he has to find a dyslexic editor and then shop it around right? He doesn't have a publisher

 

[CompoundBasement]

He has no publisher or editor for this failure from the start.

Will someone volunteer to edit and try to make sense of his drunken, low I.Q. mess or will his mother in law pay someone to make it somewhat coherent?

 

[HeyItsVos]

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Nobody speaks about his other books either.

 

[Coonskin]

Fat fuck couldn't even make it to 90k words. Pathetic!

 

[gassers]

Fat fuck couldn't even make it to 90k words. Pathetic!

funny thing is, he actually thinks that way.

More words = good creative writing.

 

[Treat Yourself]

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Even his laptop's screen is fat.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Imagine being able to just sit around, drink, and write stories. This place would churn out hilarious stories by the hour if we all had the time.

 

[DMbA]

He should put it in Chatgpt to clear it up first, since it's a dopey concept that has done to death the AI probably has a good idea how it should goes

 

[Sputnik]

Is the new bit someone from da show pretending to be pats editor?

"Ey Pat dis is Books McGillicudy with Sci Fi Editing pros"

Hed probably send you every draft and pics of his wife getting her asshole gaped for a shot at this garbage being published.

 

[gassers]

Imagine being able to just sit around, drink, and write stories. This place would churn out hilarious stories by the hour if we all had the time.

Visit offtopic sometime.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Is the new bit someone from da show pretending to be pats editor?

"Ey Pat dis is Books McGillicudy with Sci Fi Editing pros"

Hed probably send you every draft and pics of his wife getting her asshole gaped for a shot at this garbage being published.

Pig was convinced, with zero evidence, that the Huffington Post was going to write an 18 page expose on his imaginary stalkers.
I have little doubt that A Christmas Carnage will be leaked before year's end.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Is the new bit someone from da show pretending to be pats editor?

"Ey Pat dis is Books McGillicudy with Sci Fi Editing pros"

Hed probably send you every draft and pics of his wife getting her asshole gaped for a shot at this garbage being published.

Holy shit, lol. Hes dumb enough to believe someone is called Book McGillicudy.

 

[CQ Beans]

Even his laptop's screen is fat.

 

[SFWA liaison]

tagging his previous publishers begging for a second chance

how humiliating

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

This novel was co-written with the help of FatGPT

 

[Stent]

Just in time for Christmas.

Hey, professional author. We know there will be changes. That's what editing is and why it's called a draft.

 

[guest]

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[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"Cor blimey!" Tiny Tim exclaimed sounding very much like a character from the 19th Century, which he was. "Whoeva killed me Unca Scrooge sure ripped him up good! You might just call him Jack the Ripper or perhaps some other known 19th century London personality! I'll have to enlist the aid of me mate Sherlock Holmes to solve this mystery!"

That's my prediction.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Hey, professional author. We know there will be changes. That's what editing is and why it's called a draft.

He's like a little kid. But more tiresome. Holy fuck.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

So Pat, how would you describe your writing career in three words or less?

Oh interesting. Tell us a little about how the police investigation is going.

I see. Well what do you want next in life?

Well do enjoy your hunt for a publisher and editor then. Cheerio.