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if he gets that letter from England, he's going to start tagging Harry and Meghan in his posts
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Ol’ Tomlinson Technicality. He hasn’t gained a single pound, he’s gained many.He hasn't gained a single pound.
that's just mean... one mention of white dogshit & you think it's Dan? How dare you!Daniel Mullen is that you?
Go to like the 33 minute mark where he presents this trope that every fucking loser ever does, that the HS winners are all losers and the losers are all winners. I went to school with a guy who was great wrestler, football player, and top 10 in the class, went to West Point, is filthy rich, has always been a success, same with many others. I also remember losers that still are losers, loading trucks now at 50 plus. The Hollywood super smart nerd being forced to do homework for the super jock doesn't exist in the real world. Also and I might be biased but sports and being at least decent leads to real world success in other fields. It teaches hard work pays off, that losing is always possible and not always fair, and that winning is the best feeling.
Every HS football player got that "this is for most of you seniors your last game ever" speech. A lucky few got it 4-5 years later and almost non existent select group played later as pros. All of these people walked away after the end better for it. Somehow this fat loser with a 1.2 GPA was turning his 33 year old self in a shitty apartment into something better than the Westfield HS nose guard who at 33 had 3 kids and lived in a 4 br 3 bath house with 5 acres, a wife, 3 kids, 2 new or nearly new cars, 2 dogs and Packers season tickets and running his family's million dollar a year plumbing business. Everything about Pat is some appeal to makeup for being a total loser as a kid and is full of hate. If they could only see me now was how he felt at 33, I wonder how he feels a decade later as those classmates probably laugh about him.
Go to like the 33 minute mark where he presents this trope that every fucking loser ever does, that the HS winners are all losers and the losers are all winners. I went to school with a guy who was great wrestler, football player, and top 10 in the class, went to West Point, is filthy rich, has always been a success, same with many others. I also remember losers that still are losers, loading trucks now at 50 plus. The Hollywood super smart nerd being forced to do homework for the super jock doesn't exist in the real world. Also and I might be biased but sports and being at least decent leads to real world success in other fields. It teaches hard work pays off, that losing is always possible and not always fair, and that winning is the best feeling.
Every HS football player got that "this is for most of you seniors your last game ever" speech. A lucky few got it 4-5 years later and almost non existent select group played later as pros. All of these people walked away after the end better for it. Somehow this fat loser with a 1.2 GPA was turning his 33 year old self in a shitty apartment into something better than the Westfield HS nose guard who at 33 had 3 kids and lived in a 4 br 3 bath house with 5 acres, a wife, 3 kids, 2 new or nearly new cars, 2 dogs and Packers season tickets and running his family's million dollar a year plumbing business. Everything about Pat is some appeal to makeup for being a total loser as a kid and is full of hate. If they could only see me now was how he felt at 33, I wonder how he feels a decade later as those classmates probably laugh about him.
Go to like the 33 minute mark where he presents this trope that every fucking loser ever does, that the HS winners are all losers and the losers are all winners. I went to school with a guy who was great wrestler, football player, and top 10 in the class, went to West Point, is filthy rich, has always been a success, same with many others. I also remember losers that still are losers, loading trucks now at 50 plus. The Hollywood super smart nerd being forced to do homework for the super jock doesn't exist in the real world. Also and I might be biased but sports and being at least decent leads to real world success in other fields. It teaches hard work pays off, that losing is always possible and not always fair, and that winning is the best feeling.
Every HS football player got that "this is for most of you seniors your last game ever" speech. A lucky few got it 4-5 years later and almost non existent select group played later as pros. All of these people walked away after the end better for it. Somehow this fat loser with a 1.2 GPA was turning his 33 year old self in a shitty apartment into something better than the Westfield HS nose guard who at 33 had 3 kids and lived in a 4 br 3 bath house with 5 acres, a wife, 3 kids, 2 new or nearly new cars, 2 dogs and Packers season tickets and running his family's million dollar a year plumbing business. Everything about Pat is some appeal to makeup for being a total loser as a kid and is full of hate. If they could only see me now was how he felt at 33, I wonder how he feels a decade later as those classmates probably laugh about him.
Not kind, funsters.Go to like the 33 minute mark where he presents this trope that every fucking loser ever does, that the HS winners are all losers and the losers are all winners. I went to school with a guy who was great wrestler, football player, and top 10 in the class, went to West Point, is filthy rich, has always been a success, same with many others. I also remember losers that still are losers, loading trucks now at 50 plus. The Hollywood super smart nerd being forced to do homework for the super jock doesn't exist in the real world. Also and I might be biased but sports and being at least decent leads to real world success in other fields. It teaches hard work pays off, that losing is always possible and not always fair, and that winning is the best feeling.
Every HS football player got that "this is for most of you seniors your last game ever" speech. A lucky few got it 4-5 years later and almost non existent select group played later as pros. All of these people walked away after the end better for it. Somehow this fat loser with a 1.2 GPA was turning his 33 year old self in a shitty apartment into something better than the Westfield HS nose guard who at 33 had 3 kids and lived in a 4 br 3 bath house with 5 acres, a wife, 3 kids, 2 new or nearly new cars, 2 dogs and Packers season tickets and running his family's million dollar a year plumbing business. Everything about Pat is some appeal to makeup for being a total loser as a kid and is full of hate. If they could only see me now was how he felt at 33, I wonder how he feels a decade later as those classmates probably laugh about him.
He's talking about English pounds. The only currency he deals in are US dollars, homemade pepperoni, and garbage hot 🌶 from his poverty backyard.Ol’ Tomlinson Technicality. He hasn’t gained a single pound, he’s gained many.
WE HEARD YOU!!!!the Westfield HS nose guard who at 33 had 3 kids and lived in a 4 br 3 bath house with 5 acres, a wife, 3 kids
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