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He's 40

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Pat understands that “Jedi Training” is meant for children and severe autistics right? The only things on that list that might be semi interesting for adults are the last 2. I’m going to assume it’s just a shitty joke. I’m not sure if my brain can handle the idea that non retarded adults would ever want to do this.
He was Padawan 2.5. Good to know he sees himself as an apprentice and not a knight or master.
 

TomFromNawlins

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For $4800 plus about $500 more I can take my kids to Disney world for 5 days and go to all 4 parks. That’s including resort stay. Worth more than 2 nights at a Star Wars hotel.

i like Star Wars. But it’s not something I’m obsessed with. Instead of being obsessed with dollies and pretending im a space Cowboy, I chose to be obsessed with cars, sports, fishing and...
Spontaneous fun.
 

stinks

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For $4800 plus about $500 more I can take my kids to Disney world for 5 days and go to all 4 parks. That’s including resort stay. Worth more than 2 nights at a Star Wars hotel.

i like Star Wars. But it’s not something I’m obsessed with. Instead of being obsessed with dollies and pretending im a space Cowboy, I chose to be obsessed with cars, sports, fishing and spending time with my kids.
its funny because you know kids nowadays barely give a shit about star wars maybe some dads who grew up on it and share with their kids.. guys like pat are the main demographic for this star wars hotel experience.
 
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