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He's 33, no real estate, lives in a wage cage, drinks himself to death to cope and fornicates with bugs. This is sad, brothers.

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wait so Torquie is (close to) 33? this actually makes me like him more. @Harry Kilmer told him to go backpacking in Europe and stay in hostels to get pussy IF he's under 33 (or so). Torquester would have to to be just shy of 33 and still replied "I'M UNDER 33".

which is exactly the mentality i'd have to be honest witcha.
Didn't Torquie say he's going to Vietnam now? It's the smart move, he'll probably have a better shot there
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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lmao that shit looks retarded
That shit has a name.

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wait so Torquie is (close to) 33? this actually makes me like him more. @Harry Kilmer told him to go backpacking in Europe and stay in hostels to get pussy IF he's under 33 (or so). Torquester would have to to be just shy of 33 and still replied "I'M UNDER 33".

which is exactly the mentality i'd have to be honest witcha.
33 is about 10 years too old for hostels, tbh
 

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

Look Daddy! I'm on TV!
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wait so Torquie is (close to) 33? this actually makes me like him more. @Harry Kilmer told him to go backpacking in Europe and stay in hostels to get pussy IF he's under 33 (or so). Torquester would have to to be just shy of 33 and still replied "I'M UNDER 33".

which is exactly the mentality i'd have to be honest witcha.
No, Dan sucks at math or he accidentally revealed he's actually 50. Torquie said he was 17 years younger than Dan, and I thought Dan's age was 45, making Torquie (presumably) 28 years old, I think?
 

Punished Dan Mullen

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wait so Torquie is (close to) 33? this actually makes me like him more. @Harry Kilmer told him to go backpacking in Europe and stay in hostels to get pussy IF he's under 33 (or so). Torquester would have to to be just shy of 33 and still replied "I'M UNDER 33".

which is exactly the mentality i'd have to be honest witcha.
Based on OnA math Daniel is in his late 20s why
 
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