He's 33, no real estate, lives in a wage cage, drinks himself to death to cope and fornicates with bugs. This is sad, brothers.

[HH Brother]

 

[captain_kamala]

Change the age and pronouns and you've got a bam thread

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Wtf who's that

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Change the age and pronouns and you've got a bam thread

If those are the rules I'm shooting for a little more than a bam thread

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Wtf who's that

Given the title of the thread, Dan is implying it's Torquie's posts on reddit I guess?

 

[JenHuberScissorSister]

Wtf who's that

The incel artist formerly known as Agent Qadan/Nikis Prolapsed Anus/Dougie/Torquie/etc.?

 

[guest]

What's sad is how transparent this alt account was. I've been here a few months and caught on immediately.

 

[Jenna]

Bruh why you picking fights in the family guy subreddit?

 

[Raymond]

Keep fighting the good fight, Dan. I'm glad you have a sense of humor about your shitty face.

 

[Jenna]

Once again the Peterheads are spreading malicious lies about me because they can't handle the truth that Stewie is the superior character.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

I don't take any of this shit seriously, maaaan, I'm living my care-free life, you guys mean nothing!!

> Spends free time digging through half-decade old reddit posts to one-up internet forum enemies. None of this would be a problem if you just admitted you do care, Dan. Whatever can be said about Torque applies equally to you, but he owns it whereas you act like Pat when mocked. So he chases bug pussy? You have a shrek faced spigger that cost you a million pesos. Got his ass!

 

[guest]

Bruh why you picking fights in the family guy subreddit?

Cuntfucker just got some fodder...

 

[The Fuchitive]

So Torquie is a relatable Everyman and not a gorillionaire sales guru who lives in an apartment anyway? What an own!

 

[Guest]

Cuntfucker just got some fodder...

@CuntFucker wont do shit. He’s completely emasculated and neutered.

@Agent Torque Morgan has him by the balls now. He threatened to dox him and CF pretended like he was too busy to read the reply and stopped fighting with him instantly.

 

[guest]

 

[The Fuchitive]

It would be so awesome if HH wasn’t even Dan and was an OP to get people to hate Dan more

 

[Guest]

It would be so awesome if HH wasn’t even Dan and was an OP to get people to hate Dan more

It 100% is that.

Maybe I underestimated him but I don’t think Dan was ever as funny as the Hulkster

 

[guest]

@Snake , has been... UNMASKED!

 

[guest]

Dan denied being the hulkster in his bloody mary live stream.

But could be 4d Chess, idk...just continue, im skipping the world cup for this

 

[The Fuchitive]

Dan denied being the hulkster in his bloody mary live stream.

But could be 4d Chess, idk...just continue, im skipping the world cup for this

You gotta read between the lines when the RINGMASTER speaks!