Would you Rodger me? I'd Rodger me.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Here's my impression of Buffalo Bill if he was British
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It puts the feckin' lotion in the feckin' basket or it gets the 'ose again, it does.
DON'T YEW 'URT ME FECKIN DAG INNIT!
DON'T YEW 'URT ME FECKIN DAG INNIT!
*British guy throws cum on lady*
That was me being the guy in the jail who threw his semen on Jodie Foster
That was me being the guy in the jail who threw his semen on Jodie Foster
wots all dis silence wif da lamms guv
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Oi put another shrimp on the barbie!
"Oh wait, wus she a great big fat lassie?"
Lucky Lisp was not wasted on this Buffalo Bill guy
you're all dead to me
Was she a right big stone of a person?
What's with all the silence? Why don't they say baaa or something
No vocaroo? Fffff uuuuuuu
Why is this not pinned and archived?
"Are you about a size 16?"
(In the UK, the US size 14 is classified as size 16. )
(In the UK, the US size 14 is classified as size 16. )
Here's my impression of Abe Vigoda in the Godfather if he were Japanese.
"Tom forgivanuss prease"
"Tom forgivanuss prease"
"You know how quickly the lads found you... all those tedious bits of how's your father in the back seats of their lorries... while you could only custard cream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the Yard innit.
- Chalk and cheese, blud. Glass houses, innit, blud ?"
- Chalk and cheese, blud. Glass houses, innit, blud ?"
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What the hell do I know. Just give me a container of coffee etc