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Hello. Published author here.

Jesse Ventura

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“Hey Meta can you take this script and make it look like a fat faggot with bitch tits wrote it?”

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Well proper training requires knowing what to do and what not to do. So I suppose chubbo’s books can help with the latter.

But of course he is lying to make himself sound important and/or useful.
 
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He really believes the the drek he has produced makes him a legitimate author. Can't anyone who is autistic enough and has enough free time on their hands write a book and some independent company will distribute it? He makes it sound like he was published by random house. He also has a drinking problem which has delayed his latest "work" indefinitely

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I’m a pro-immigration liberal but how the hell does “published author” give him credibility on immigration law?
 
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Yeah
It’s one of those “both are bad” situations and democrats should have got in front of the whole people who were firebombing Tesla cars / dealerships (one was at a Vegas dealership and people like Kelly “The Rapist” Williams cheered etc) because it will only lead to people doing worse things. They should have said these actions of attacking dealerships over politics is not peaceful protesting, not productive, takes us back words, never acceptable, etc but they didn’t and now someone firebombed the governors mansion. Slippery slope etc
yeah, because right wing terrorists never targeted government officials with violence before the Tesla burnings. Yep, da libcucks caused this.

Great and sincere argument, dipshit.
 
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It’s funny how they have no problem destroying Tesla’s (even those that people property and not just cars to be sold on a lot) as well as damage to the dealership itself but doing it to be Shapiro’s government provided mansion is GOING TOO FAR! - these types also cheered when Rand Paul was physically assaulted by a neighbor.

This is why democrats are showing they’ve still learned NOTHING from the 2024 election. People have been doing much more than just “keying” cars and democrats have been silent / ignoring anytime they are asked about it. This is an example of BOTH actions are wrong but they can’t even do that.

“boff sydes bad but actually I’m only gonna blame libruls for the actions of both”

Not disingenuous at all. 👍🏻
 

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“boff sydes bad but actually I’m only gonna blame libruls for the actions of both”

Not disingenuous at all. 👍🏻
I don’t know if the story is still being covered much outside of PA but the guy did it for Palestine as Shapiro has been vocal about being pro Israel. They tried to make it a “look republicans are the problem!” Yet this seems to be a democrat problem with the Israel / Palestine issue that been dividing democrat voters. Now that the bomber’s comments that he did it for Palestine has come out I’m wondering how much more coverage this will get.
 
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I don’t know if the story is still being covered much outside of PA but the guy did it for Palestine as Shapiro has been vocal about being pro Israel. They tried to make it a “look republicans are the problem!” Yet this seems to be a democrat problem with the Israel / Palestine issue that been dividing democrat voters. Now that the bomber’s comments that he did it for Palestine has come out I’m wondering how much more coverage this will get.
Damn, I stand corrected. I apologize.
 

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Damn, I stand corrected. I apologize.
Yeah I wasn’t sure how much mainstream media (CBS News / ABC News / CNN etc) we’re still covering it but in the Philly / south jersey / northern Delaware area news they still have it as a top story everyday with new details and that’s why they’re looking to make this a hate crime as Shapiro is Jewish and pro Israel and the attacker was doing it for Palestine. He made some comment that he hates Shapiro for “what he’s done” (referring to being pro Israel) and that what he did to the gov mansion is nothing compared to what the Palestine people have been through. This mostly all came out yesterday so I’m curious to see if the story will disappear as they can’t make this a “he bombed Shapiro’s home because he’s a democrat!” Like the guy was some MAGA lunatic Trump lover.
 

nasty twp

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My dullard midget straight hipster cousin reminds me of a younger, snobbier, less fat Pat.

He goes around doing the 'published author' bit, when he's nearly 30 and written and put out exactly one airport romantasy novel for fat stupid Frauen to read in waiting rooms. For someone who claims to read as many Times bestseller/Penguin classics as he has, you'd think he'd be more creative and artistic a writer. Beside that he's written a passel of dull wink-wink Millennial cringe articles for foodie mags, GQ and Vice. Oh, and he's got a Tiktok series where in a few seconds of pretentious word salad he recommends novels for mens' mental health, and fakes a Northern accent thinking he sounds cute and clever.

That's his level. He's a hack and a pop-culture blogger, nothing more, but he refuses to admit it and LARPs grandiosely otherwise. Just like he refuses to come to terms with being a 5ft4 gremlin piece of balding speccy ginge who has no substance. I suppose the grift works though, because everyone in my family licks his arse for his 'accomplishments'.

He doesn't even have a nice cock, either, so what is the point of him? I really wanted and frankly deserved tall, strapping and hung lumberjack cousins with several inches or more apiece, with whom I could hang around to score more of the same type of man (like attracts like socially) Instead I ended up with unfunny cocklet Ronnie Corbett-cum-Prince Harry from Wish, it's unbearable.
 
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