Is there one subject that Patrick doesn't have an opinion on or expertise?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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He really needs to name his 'Gun expert Pat' character
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He has the balls to give snarky rude hot takes on parenting, fitness, becoming a successful six figure earning author, successfully fighting trolls, sleeping with hot strangers, martial arts and firearm instructor, etc. He's that insecure kid who totally has a girlfriend, she just goes to a different school and you guys would be jealous if you saw her so he'll never show you what she looks like.
So no.
When getting pegged by well-known improviser Niki, Pat often wonders "what the hell is going in." Understandable typo here from Mr. Pigglesworth.
Doesn’t this fat idiot see the problem with editing tweets? I could get a pro-LBGTQ viral tweet going and then change it to say “Fatrick Tomlinson drapes his jiggly tits over the faces of black children, smothering them before they are ground into pepperoni”. I don’t think he’d like that.
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Magnum P.I.G.
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His mother hand-stitched leather shotgun holsters for Central-American paramilitaries
fatherhood
Two Barrel Tomlinson
The Crisco Kid
You guys laugh, but it would unironically be something like “Triggered Discipline”.
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Slightly offtopic but again I find out about major event from lit crit.
I really doubt he knew who Abe was until yesterday. Who can name Japanese prime ministers? Well I take that back, he’s actually really smart so it makes sense that he would know.
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That is why pat hides behind the internet. So he can google anything he is trying to sound like an authority on. In person he would be scrambling to try and sound like he knew what he was talking about.
