He looks like shit

[Udders]

Thats the face of a healthy man who'd never get duped into spilling his life details on a recorded call to a fake reporter. I wish I could win this hard.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He still has 2 weeks to drop 50 lbs. I believe in him

Mastectomy. Boom - beach hot.

 

[guest]

It’s called not taking care of yourself and allowing booze to inflate your face. Also, nice sucking in your obvious gut, you stupid animal.

 

[Pat the Simp]

How does he manage to look like a different person in his photos?

 

[stealthygeek]

How does he manage to look like a different person in his photos?

By continuously getting fatter at unprecedented rates.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Fresh out of the bottom of the hamper.

Look at him pretending that everything is fine. He totally didnt fall for a fake interview. No amount of exercise will change that swollen head from all that boozin.

 

[Will Tate]

Thats the face of a healthy man who'd never get duped into spilling his life details on a recorded call to a fake reporter.

Five times.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s called not taking care of yourself and allowing booze to inflate your face. Also, nice sucking in your obvious gut, you stupid animal.

He’s also doing the hands on your hips trick that girls use in photos to look thinner.

 

[Mikekeke]

He's transitioning into a California Raisin.

 

[SensibleKeks]

The duality of man. His hair is retreating while his gut is expanding.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

My wife, who, at best, has minimal knowledge of Rick, guessed 56.

Not only do you not look young, Fatty, you look remarkably older than you are.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

My wife, who, at best, has minimal knowledge of Rick, guessed 56.

Not only do you not look young, Fatty, you look remarkably older than you are.

He looks like an uncle i have who is retired and in his mid 60s.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I see he's been modelling for Wrinkled Clothes Monthly

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Only four years apart. Is he taking steroids? His head is blowing up like he's Barry Bonds.

And Rick: please buy a shirt that fits you. Fat people are supposed to conceal their fatness, not accentuate it

 

[guest]

He’s also doing the hands on your hips trick that girls use in photos to look thinner.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

What a miserable existence, no wonder he lives on Twitter.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

Only four years apart. Is he taking steroids? His head is blowing up like he's Barry Bonds.

And Rick: please buy a shirt that fits you. Fat people are supposed to conceal their fatness, not accentuate it

He's got a case of retarded arm strength going on in the before pic.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Jesus, I cant say that I dont have to occasionally resort to wearing a shirt that wrinkled, but when I do, its to hit an ATM in a pinch while wearing a hat and sunglasses out of shame of looking like such a slob.

Not to post a picture for the entire internet to see

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He’s always dressed like a bum. You always look like you’re going to be an alcoholic degenerate Pat. Congrats, didn’t need a selfie to see it for the 100,000th time.

 

[guest]

Old, wrinkled, stretched out and faded. But enough about Pat, look at that shirt.