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He looks horrid

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That's one of my favorite Joe things. He has several shirts. He cuts the collars of his shirts like a huge 80s bodybuilder who has to or they can't fit their giant neck through it. I've recently noticed that even when he doesn't cut them, he somehow stretches them to the point that he might as well anyways. It's like someone puts him up against a wall by his collar daily.
Joe sees himself as being a "big guy", who just can't abide the constraints of collars and sleeves. So he hacks up his T shirts and sweatshirts like a Staten Island guido hitting Seaside Heights for the weekend. But a lifetime of sloth has turned him into a big wad of flab, and the tatty old T shirts just highlight that sad reality.
 
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He looks like he's being starved, tortured, and trafficked.
He hasn't been posting pics of his food, which means it must be pretty shitty. No Black Rifle, no pistachios, no free-for-all plates of slop, no ham cubes smothered in WHOLE fatty mayo. Just bland, institutional cafeteria food on a plastic tray.

The "1300" songs bit is pretty funny too. Strumming along to a song playing on your iPad is not the same as "knowing" the song. The real number is probably closer to 100, if that. Amateur guitar hobbyists are always huge liars who exaggerate everything.
 

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That's one of my favorite Joe things. He has several shirts. He cuts the collars of his shirts like a huge 80s bodybuilder who has to or they can't fit their giant neck through it. I've recently noticed that even when he doesn't cut them, he somehow stretches them to the point that he might as well anyways. It's like someone puts him up against a wall by his collar daily.
He makes Dice look restrained and dignified.

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