He has the posture of a penny arcade marionette

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

"Photosbybiga" what is he an amateur photographer now? HAHA HOOLEE SHIT

 

[Stent]

Mara Marek is another phoney female yaassss kween cokehead standup.

She was a bestie of big chin Lauren. Then Lauren realized she wanted out of the rapidly approaching middle-age unfunny whore comedy scene. Mara stayed in it and became another bipolar drunk attention whore.

She now apparently posts photos of her doing "fitness" shit so maybe she noticed how old and trashy she was getting.

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[guest]

It must be terrible to be a short man. That woman doesn't have the coquettish body language she would have if she was standing next to a man who could easily dominate her physically. She's standing like she's posing with a kid she doesn't know.

She looks to be physically stronger, look at her muscular legs and compare it to his polio stricken extremities.

She's gorgeous btw, who is she? (edit: stent answered already)

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

@CarolMaxheinie you are known as a sharp dresser, possibly 50-100x as rich as Ant, but what can he do to improve his wardrobe and still have some semblance of being a regular Joe (born in Timbuktu or not) which might be important to him.

With a face like that, Nana need not bother with fashion.

 

[Snake]

What’s with the two shirts all the time?

Ever since his alcoholism beat out his AIDS and grew a Lady Di body.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It must be terrible to be a short man. That woman doesn't have the coquettish body language she would have if she was standing next to a man who could easily dominate her physically. She's standing like she's posing with a kid she doesn't know.

The photo reminds of the gay pictures with hooters girls or cheerleaders middle schoolers get. The difference is those middle schoolers are 10x more confident and could probably fuck one someday.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

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The look in her eyes you can tell they just fucked.

 

[guest]

Even since his alcoholism beat out his AIDS and grew a Lady Di body.

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Nice pride shirt.

What does it mean?

GAY PRIDE?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Pretty sure it rivals having a micropenis. I know a guy who's like 5'6" and whenever he gets drunk he moans about not being good enough for women. Joe Rogan has hundreds of millions of dollars and it still bothers him clearly.

I’m 5’6”, it’s never really stopped me from anything, you just need to accept it and work with it. I make fun of my own height all the time and don’t care when others do.

I will say that I have never even considered pursuing a woman taller than me so it’s a nonissue. I guess I instinctively knew it’d be a waste of time.

 

[guest]

I’m 5’6”, it’s never really stopped me from anything, you just need to accept it and work with it. I make fun of my own height all the time and don’t care when others do.

I will say that I have never even considered pursuing a woman taller than me so it’s a nonissue. I guess I instinctively knew it’d be a waste of time.

I never knew until a year or two ago that it wasn't common for a guy to be under 6 foot. Come to find out most guys are. I thought being 6'2 I was a little bit taller but the people around me were 5'11, 6ft. Turns out average height for an American is 5'9.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I never knew until a year or two ago that it wasn't common for a guy to be under 6 foot. Come to find out most guys are. I thought being 6'2 I was a little bit taller but the people around me were 5'11, 6ft. Turns out average height for an American is 5'9.

I’m part Cumia so maybe it’s a Sicilian thing. I’ve also noticed that people from the northeast tend to be way shorter than basically any other part of the US. I know tons of people who are not much taller than me.

 

[guest]

What’s with the two shirts all the time?

Tony two shirts

 

[guest]

I’m part Cumia so maybe it’s a Sicilian thing. I’ve also noticed that people from the northeast tend to be way shorter than basically any other part of the US. I know tons of people who are not much taller than me.

That's true. I'm from Philadelphia and I remember being one of the tallest people in my school.