He has finally tweeted

[MunchausenByProxy]

By the way, folks, have you heard about this NEW Galaxy Flip 3?!

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Did he just throw his phone in a pool on the off chance that it was water resistant?

 

[Guest]

Maybe his strategy is to get Samsung to pay him $23K to stop telling people he uses their products. Naw…too clever for piggy boy.

He was dumb enough to buy that gimmicky piece of shit. Could have bought a hardcore gaming PC for that price tag. Instead, he's got an expensive way of taking pictures of a cat who hates him and food that will kill him. There's nothing he does in his daily life that warrants more than a flip phone.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

He was dumb enough to buy that gimmicky piece of shit. Could have bought a hardcore gaming PC for that price tag. Instead, he's got an expensive way of taking pictures of a cat who hates him and food that will kill him.

Don't forget, it also is a great way to check up on how many people are trashing you for being a piece of shit

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

By the way, folks, have you heard about this NEW Galaxy Flip 3?!

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He looks like he could run about 5 feet in 30 minutes.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

By the way, folks, have you heard about this NEW Galaxy Flip 3?!

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Sadly this theory wasn’t tested by Piggy tying a cinder block to his leg and tossing it in a 7 foot deep pool with the phone in his pocket.

Folds have nothing to do with it. The screen is projected by a lcd. The lcd itself is housed in water proofed components, stupid.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He was dumb enough to buy that gimmicky piece of shit. Could have bought a hardcore gaming PC for that price tag. Instead, he's got an expensive way of taking pictures of a cat who hates him and food that will kill him. There's nothing he does in his daily life that warrants more than a flip phone.

The Galaxy Flip doesent allow me to see my own beauty in my selfies deep enough, child. Sorry you don’t understand phones, I can’t help you. Signed Cunty McFatpig.

 

[Guest]

Sadly this theory wasn’t tested by Piggy tying a cinder block to his leg and tossing it in a 7 foot deep pool with the phone in his pocket.

Folds have nothing to do with it. The screen is projected by a lcd. The lcd itself is housed in water proofed components, stupid.

I mean, he doesn't have to understand tech for anything, it's not like he writes science fiction or something. Eclectic.

 

[Coonskin]

That's Quasi's phone now

 

[Guest]

Don't forget, it also is a great way to check up on how many people are trashing you for being a piece of shit

It's the perfect way to take pictures of anything-but-your-daughter

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Maybe his strategy is to get Samsung to pay him $23K to stop telling people he uses their products. Naw…too clever for piggy boy.

lmao Pat gets a cease and desist from Samsung because having such a fat rube extol the virtues of their phone is tanking their sales in the greater Milwaukee area.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

lmao Pat gets a cease and desist from Samsung because having such a fat rube extol the virtues of their phone is tanking their sales in the greater Milwaukee area.

Herro, a-Pat-a-wrik-chan. Prease to be a givering brak ow-a phone. Ree ha-wah hahrd you aw ...i do-uh not-a-ra know... fat?

 

[Guest]

Well we'll well, it looks like Rick finally worked up the nerve to start responding to his atalkers.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[FurBurger]

Very ironic tweet given what happened today, shame the dumb pig has no self awareness

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I can't tell whether he thinks he's Lucy in that comic, or if he's flipped the fuck out; but I've archived this precious moment anyway.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I can't tell whether he thinks he's Lucy in that comic, or if he's flipped the fuck out; but I've archived this precious moment anyway.

He’s shaped like the football