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He has finally tweeted

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Maybe his strategy is to get Samsung to pay him $23K to stop telling people he uses their products. Naw…too clever for piggy boy.

He was dumb enough to buy that gimmicky piece of shit. Could have bought a hardcore gaming PC for that price tag. Instead, he's got an expensive way of taking pictures of a cat who hates him and food that will kill him. There's nothing he does in his daily life that warrants more than a flip phone.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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He was dumb enough to buy that gimmicky piece of shit. Could have bought a hardcore gaming PC for that price tag. Instead, he's got an expensive way of taking pictures of a cat who hates him and food that will kill him.
Don't forget, it also is a great way to check up on how many people are trashing you for being a piece of shit
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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By the way, folks, have you heard about this NEW Galaxy Flip 3?!

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Sadly this theory wasn’t tested by Piggy tying a cinder block to his leg and tossing it in a 7 foot deep pool with the phone in his pocket.

Folds have nothing to do with it. The screen is projected by a lcd. The lcd itself is housed in water proofed components, stupid.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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He was dumb enough to buy that gimmicky piece of shit. Could have bought a hardcore gaming PC for that price tag. Instead, he's got an expensive way of taking pictures of a cat who hates him and food that will kill him. There's nothing he does in his daily life that warrants more than a flip phone.
The Galaxy Flip doesent allow me to see my own beauty in my selfies deep enough, child. Sorry you don’t understand phones, I can’t help you. Signed Cunty McFatpig.
 
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Sadly this theory wasn’t tested by Piggy tying a cinder block to his leg and tossing it in a 7 foot deep pool with the phone in his pocket.

Folds have nothing to do with it. The screen is projected by a lcd. The lcd itself is housed in water proofed components, stupid.

I mean, he doesn't have to understand tech for anything, it's not like he writes science fiction or something. Eclectic.
 

TheRevAlJolson

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lmao Pat gets a cease and desist from Samsung because having such a fat rube extol the virtues of their phone is tanking their sales in the greater Milwaukee area.
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Herro, a-Pat-a-wrik-chan. Prease to be a givering brak ow-a phone. Ree ha-wah hahrd you aw ...i do-uh not-a-ra know... fat?
 
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