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People who sat behind him said he was drinking tons of beer all night. At one point he spilled beer all over himself and took his shirt off as a result. He was there with his girlfriend and some friends and possibly one of their mothers. Someone also alleged that he was only twenty and underage to drink alcohol.
Who would want to watch America’s (the greatest country) pastime behind scratched up plasticOmg he wasn't even 21 and drinking? He's a baby.
Surprised such a sue ( hey ant) friendly country doesn't have something simple like a glass/plastic barrier making it near Impossible for this to happen
It wouldn't have to be that high. Unless you were particularly small it wouldn't be in your seated way?Who would want to watch America’s (the greatest country) pastime behind scratched up plastic
It's not shocking that someone under 21 is drinking, most people do at that age, but it could add legal problems for the Pirates, particularly if he got drinks at the stadium.It wouldn't have to be that high. Unless you were particularly small it wouldn't be in your seated way?
Being in your twenties and people shocked you are having a drink is not something the greatest country could claim. Is this one of those freedoms you think are uniquely American?
And a bottle of rum!legal problems for the Pirates, particularly if he got drinks at the stadium.
Make him walk the plank! ArrrLet's hope this doesn't give Bert Kreisher any ideas.
He's with Davy Jones now! ArrrWon’t be seein him no more.
21? Imagine how hard his dick was. I can't get that kind of boner anymoreJust saw he wasn't even 21. Underaged, shtifaced and falling over the balcony may cause some blowback for PNC Park
Home run coxksucka!Did he walk off a plank?
/Pirates yuma
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