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Apparently he was just so fuckin zooted that he excitedly hopped out of his chair after the hit and the momentum propelled him over the railing
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Apparently he was just so fuckin zooted that he excitedly hopped out of his chair after the hit and the momentum propelled him over the railing
Apparently he was just so fuckin zooted that he excitedly hopped out of his chair after the hit and the momentum propelled him over the railing
That’s not bad. I wish I thought of thatDid he walk off a plank?
/Pirates yuma
Won’t be seein him no more.
Mr Baseball over hereIt’d be funny if the runner stole third when the medics went to the attend to him.
Did he walk off a plank?
/Pirates yuma
My seating plan lists Dr. Pavel, my men, and only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay in my ballpark!He didn't fall so good.
So what he could clearly handle itSomeone also alleged that he was only twenty and underage to drink alcohol.
And they let him stay infront of the railings, of course it was girlfriends and moms.People who sat behind him said he was drinking tons of beer all night. At one point he spilled beer all over himself and took his shirt off as a result. He was there with his girlfriend and some friends and possibly one of their mothers. Someone also alleged that he was only twenty and underage to drink alcohol.
Only update I can find is that he is still in critical condition and that hospital staff aren't confident whether he will make it.
Looks like he fell right on his head too. Unfortunately, quadriplegia or death are likely the only outcomes on the table.
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