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He either got reprimanded or he’s been hitting that Perrier / Jameson bottle too hard

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I think the “missing home and my people” there at the end is very, very telling. He’s absolutely on the breaking point because he’s all alone out there with nobody to wash his balls and treat him with the respect he thinks he deserves.
That and his phony NY tough guy/republican talk doesnt fly where he is at. Nobody cares. Plus he doesnt have carol or layla to boss around and act like a know it all. This is Beta Joe. Where he has to fall in line and behave himself. I hope his supervisor is some minority that he cant stand.
 

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That and his phony NY tough guy/republican talk doesnt fly where he is at. Nobody cares. Plus he doesnt have carol or layla to boss around and act like a know it all. This is Beta Joe. Where he has to fall in line and behave himself. I hope his supervisor is some minority that he cant stand.
Pretty sure his boss is a gay gentleman; so Joe's already pissy.
Best part Joe can't jump ship, cause he'll be in breach of contract so he has to stick i out.
Also Joe is missing key parts of his kids HS life, so great job
 

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Pretty sure his boss is a gay gentleman; so Joe's already pissy.
Best part Joe can't jump ship, cause he'll be in breach of contract so he has to stick i out.
Also Joe is missing key parts of his kids HS life, so great job
Gets to spend 4th of july on that boat too. So he will miss out on that free Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity breakfast that he takes advantage of every year.
 

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To me, the single funniest thing about this whole Solo Joe At Sea saga is how he apparently didn't pack any clothes, and just figured he'd wear whatever he had on at that time every day. He's slobbing around in that retarded SOA sweatshirt, and has been the entire time. The whole crew, and probably a few passengers, are laughing at him every single day.
Didnt even buy a pack or two of new underwear. Showed up with his 10 year old tattered underwear and then complained because he couldnt find any that fit. Now that I mention it.....why isnt he cutting those euro undies up instead of the boats towels?
 

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Pretty sure his boss is a gay gentleman; so Joe's already pissy.
Best part Joe can't jump ship, cause he'll be in breach of contract so he has to stick i out.
Also Joe is missing key parts of his kids HS life, so great job

I think if he completes his contract, the cruise provides the return ticket to New York. If he quits or is fired, he’s dropped off at the nearest port, the local immigration authorities are informed and he has to pay for a flight home. Joe wants out but can’t afford it.
 
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Didnt even buy a pack or two of new underwear. Showed up with his 10 year old tattered underwear and then complained because he couldnt find any that fit. Now that I mention it.....why isnt he cutting those euro undies up instead of the boats towels?
And it never even occurred to him how embarrassing it'd be to be wearing the exact same shit every single day. What a stunted, retarded child.

I think if he completes his contract, the cruise provides the return ticket to New York. If he quits or is fired, he’s dropped off at the nearest port, the local immigration authorities are informed and he has to pay for a flight home. Joe wants out but can’t afford it.
He can't bail now. He can't afford it, and he can't endure the humiliation of having to call home for help, or return home a failure. This is probably the most traumatic experience of Joe's entire adult life, and knowing that makes it even funnier.
 

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I think if he completes his contract, the cruise provides the return ticket to New York. If he quits or is fired, he’s dropped off at the nearest port, the local immigration authorities are informed and he has to pay for a flight home. Joe wants out but can’t afford it.
really hope its in some shithole euro trash country; and to boot Ant will for sure pay for the ticket
 

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Holy shit, did someone punch him? Those dark circles under his eyes suggest Joe isn't getting the best quality sleep in that windowless dungeon of his.
It almost looks like a photoshop its so dark. His eyes are all bloodshot too. Didnt even think about him working on a few hours of sleep for weeks. He really looks in bad shape here. So far this is the most miserable he has looked on this trip.
 

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Prediction: Joe doesnt complete his cruise tour but lies and says he does. "European cruise VETERAN". History repeats itself.
Im hoping he somehow ends up with a roommate halfway through the trip. That would be the nail in the coffin. Its crazy that they stack two people in that room he is in. I thought he got a single person bunk but after watching Dans podcast, he played the tour of his room vid that I never saw. Showing the roommate bunk folded against the wall. He is lucky he has a room to himself. It would be 10x worse and he would posting all kinds of things about how he hates it.
 

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I'm guessing that was Ant trying to explain his pedophilia away.
 
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