Das pigeon, yah
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Having sex with mail carriers
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I've had an inordinate amount of attractive female mail carriers, even this older chick with long gray hair still had a nice ass.
Meanwhile, the FedEx Ground delivery driver is a fat, waddling cunt who always throws packages 6 feet from my door, like she doesn't have it in her to walk three more steps.
Meanwhile, the FedEx Ground delivery driver is a fat, waddling cunt who always throws packages 6 feet from my door, like she doesn't have it in her to walk three more steps.
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I matched with the mail girl for our office several years before I met my wife and banged her. She was hot and liked it hard but she made me wear a condom so that was lame
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As my opener I said “This time it’s me who has a package for you
” and she replied “Sorry I only handle First Class” which was a great comeback. She still let me bite the nips though! 
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"""""Because of my Work""""""
She says while wasting time filming a TikTok and while carrying a salmonella spreading animal into her work space.
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There was this broad who though she was the shit back in high school. I ended up working with her after college and she was still sexy so I asked her out but she was always frigid and kind of a prude so I gave up after a few dates. She thought we were still friends so we stayed linked up on Facebook. She didn't nab a rich husband or finish school so she's a mail carrier now and she hit the wall hard. GOOD. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT GIVING ME A HANDJOB IN A NISSAN 240SX IN 2010, CUNT
Should have peeled it off halfway
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Should have slipped it completely off and impregnated her then fled the state
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Having sex with a male carrier could be considered gay.
Edit 1: someone already made this joke. I apologize.
Edit 1: someone already made this joke. I apologize.
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mare carrier
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this thread has me legit lawfing