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Having sex to music with male vocalists

Voscabulary

you're rendering that scaffolding dangerous
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if you've ever wanked to porn with a cock in it, you're gay
 

Last Word Nelsonn

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You dont like fat niggers like barry white huffing and puffing and sweating into a mic as your trying to stay hard for 3/10 plow cow slump buster your trying to bang? :image_4848:
 

Treat Yourself

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One time a lady was inspecting my penis with her mouth and she had some music from YouTube going on in the background. The song ended and it changed to some stupid Moana song. After ten minutes or so it was still going on and I had to ask "what the fuck are we listening to?" It was one of those "extended" ones where it loops it for 50 minutes. Anyway I threw her headless corpse in the river.
 

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you're rendering that scaffolding dangerous
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I lost my virginity with clue for the snes left on in the background. my first time ever shagging was to awful 16-bit music. true story

i'm not too bothered by fucking to a tune with male vocals by comparison
 
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