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Tipping people for doing their job is stupid as fuck.
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Nope, eat a dick and get a new job.Edit-here’s another question: do you tip on to-go orders?
people going cashless
Hipster cunts want you to tip a dollar for coffeeNope, eat a dick and get a new job.
Subway by me has a tip option when you check out. Here’s a tip, don’t work at Subway. I get annoyed by “gas money” jars but I’ll toss coins in there if I have them leftover after paying.Hipster cunts want you to tip a dollar for coffee
Not a latte just filling a cup with coffee
Any time I leave a bunch of whippets or a big canister at the hotel I leave $20-40 for whoever has to take care of it. It's not regular trash, it's heavy at best and tedious and noisy and annoying at worst (chargers) so I give them something for their trouble.The formula I use is 10c per empty whippet canister on the floor.
Why are you two doing so many whippets at hotels that this becomes an issue?Any time I leave a bunch of whippets or a big canister at the hotel I leave $20-40 for whoever has to take care of it. It's not regular trash, it's heavy at best and tedious and noisy and annoying at worst (chargers) so I give them something for their trouble.
I'll never tip a tattoo artist. Nobody is a tattoo artist because they couldn't find anything else. It's your passion. If you get to do your passion for your job I'm not gonna tip you. That's not how it works. Shit jobs get tips. Bake the tip into your asking price you low-rent faggot. Oh, you have to pay for your chair? Tough shit. You're the one who decided to be an artist, faggot. Nobody told you this would be easy or worth it or fulfilling or make you any money. But I'm supposed to shell out an extra couple hundo cuz the shithead doodling into my arm didn't fuck it up on purpose? That sounds like extortion to me, pal.
I'm sorry I've had a lot of wine and an empty fuckin stomach.
'Cause I'm on LSD and whippets are great for keeping the mood light when you're tripping balls. We live in an age of unparalelled prosperity, where any man can get a 3.3 L tank of nitrous for $100 on Amazon. But still, I don't really feel good leaving that big ass tank for housekeeping to get rid of. So I throw 'em a lil something for the trouble. In the past I've left big ass boxes of chargers though and the accompanying tip. If I wasn't a druggy degenerate piece of shit I wouldn't think to tip but you know what they say man, you gotta pay to play.Why are you two doing so many whippets at hotels that this becomes an issue?
Why are you two doing so many whippets at hotels that this becomes an issue?
Mushrooms are fun to do this with too. It slingshots you back to the peak.'Cause I'm on LSD and whippets are great for keeping the mood light when you're tripping balls. We live in an age of unparalelled prosperity, where any man can get a 3.3 L tank of nitrous for $100 on Amazon. But still, I don't really feel good leaving that big ass tank for housekeeping to get rid of. So I throw 'em a lil something for the trouble. In the past I've left big ass boxes of chargers though and the accompanying tip. If I wasn't a druggy degenerate piece of shit I wouldn't think to tip but you know what they say man, you gotta pay to play.
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