Have you ever thought you were having a heart attack?

[The Shah of Iran]

Yeah the other day I was on here sifting through threads and I got reallly worried when some guy told me that there were a bunch of Haitians coming to eat my cat.

 

[johnnynoname]

one time, I decided to take 60mgs of Predisone and 24 oz's of Black coffee on an empty stomach.........

 

[johnnynoname]

and NO, scumbag.............i didn't have a gallon of cum in my stomach..........i said it was empty

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

One baby aspirin per day brothermen.

 

[Phish]

I snorted a line of coke once that had to be too pure or something, my heart started pounding so hard you could hear it through my chest. I stripped all my clothes off and sat on my back steps in like 20 degree weather trying to calm down, because i was about to have an anxiety attack too, and that would have for sure been the end if I wasn't able to talk myself down and finally relax.

I second this. Except it was a huge shot of cocaine. IV coke is the devils right hand man (right behind IV H). I moment i pulled the needle out i threw up and started freaking the fuck out. Thank god i was by myself because if I was with someone they would’ve certainly called the cops. Another time i shot PCP and absolutely lost my fucking shit. I blacked out and just started screaming at the top of my lungs. My brother came in and fucking hog tied me

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My thoughts are I am just matter and circumstance and if I die it's fine. I might come back probably not. But I don't fear it.

You are immortal. You have inside you blood of kings. You have no rival. No man can be your equal.

 

[Turk February]

You are immortal. You have inside you blood of kings. You have no rival. No man can be your equal.

I know you say that as a joke but my friend who helped me when im homeless once said "when the bombs fall all that will survive is the bugs and you" and I tend to believe it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I know you say that as a joke but my friend who helped me when im homeless once said "when the bombs fall all that will survive is the bugs and you" and I tend to believe it.

My ex's dad is a cockroach like that. He's a pro boxer turned homeless, violent, CTE methhead. He'll never die and he lives to assault people.

 

[Turk February]

My ex's dad is a cockroach like that. He's a pro boxer turned homeless, violent, CTE methhead. He'll never die and he lives to assault people.

I'm more of a silverfish just gently gliding around ruining library books.