Have you ever saved someone’s life?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

That song listens pretty good.

 

[guest]

Yes, my youngest sister (Age?)....bitch has no appreciation.

 

[Dog Eater]

I pulled a really hot girl off train tracks once at 2am. She was sobbing and I just manhandled her all the way to a footpath. Then she looked at me and said something like “what happens now” and I said “I don’t care” and left. Anyway I had an erection because I was pulling her around and she weighed nothing and was so hot. If only I was a rapist.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yes, my youngest sister (Age?)....bitch has no appreciation.

Wha happened? Narcan?

 

[guest]

Wha happened? Narcan?

Drowning (in a) pool, child. Get angry, stay angry.

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[Patrick O'Neal]

I pulled a really hot girl off train tracks once at 2am. She was sobbing and I just manhandled her all the way to a footpath. Then she looked at me and said something like “what happens now” and I said “I don’t care” and left. Anyway I had an erection because I was pulling her around and she weighed nothing and was so hot. If only I was a rapist.

Never say never.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

If only I was a rapist.

You could have thrown her back on the tracks and nobody would have known.

 

[Dog Eater]

You could have thrown her back on the tracks and nobody would have known.

For all I know she went right back on and got blatted by a train after I left. My policy with suicide is you get one save and after that see ya later.

 

[DMAN]

Then she looked at me and said something like “what happens now” and I said “I don’t care” and left.

She was inviting you to take your reward.

 

[Milk74]

Yes.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I remember once catching a drunk girl from falling backwards on these concrete stairs. I think that's how tippy tom died. I feel like that kind of shit happens all the time though. Like holding a drunk friend back from crossing the street. Giving the Heimlich, etc. We should all be dead many times over.

 

[NoBacon]

I’m a modest person but I unquestionably am solely responsible for @Harry Powell getting his new zoomer piece of ass. He was a sad loser divorcee before my inspirational posts here.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I remember once catching a drunk girl from falling backwards on these concrete stairs. I think that's how tippy tom died. I feel like that kind of shit happens all the time though. Like holding a drunk friend back from crossing the street. Giving the Heimlich, etc. We should all be dead many times over.

It is scary to think how many times I could have blacked out then just never came out of it.

 

[guest]

Pulled a bum back onto the sidewalk right before he got plowed by a bus. He didn't see the bus so he thought I was fucking with him but luckily there were other people to help me disengage and get away from him. He seemed like a surly piece of shit but on balance I'm glad I didn't just watch him get smeared.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Was a lifeguard at the Jersey Shore for two summers. Did a lot of legit rescues.

Its way easier than it looks though , we were forced to swim way out in the ocean every morning so that the distance to a drowning person seemed relatively easy.
Unfortunately it was never hot chicks, usually obese foreigners wearing jeans and t-shirts in the ocean

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Only God can save your lives, funsters. Pray for forgiveness.

 

[Jenna]

Was a lifeguard at the Jersey Shore for two summers. Did a lot of legit rescues.

Its way easier than it looks though , we were forced to swim way out in the ocean every morning so that the distance to a drowning person seemed relatively easy.
Unfortunately it was never hot chicks, usually obese foreigners wearing jeans and t-shirts in the ocean

For me it was almost exclusively black children. Either "I ain't scared of no deep end HELP HELP IM DROWNING" or negligent parents not watching as their infant stumbles into the pool.

It wasn't even in a particularly black neighborhood, it's just the black kids that showed up always found a way to start drowning.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

For me it was almost exclusively black children. Either "I ain't scared of no deep end HELP HELP IM DROWNING" or negligent parents not watching as their infant stumbles into the pool.

It wasn't even in a particularly black neighborhood, it's just the black kids that showed up always found a way to start drowning.

Blacks don't know how to swim

 

[NoBacon]

For me it was almost exclusively black children. Either "I ain't scared of no deep end HELP HELP IM DROWNING" or negligent parents not watching as their infant stumbles into the pool.

It wasn't even in a particularly black neighborhood, it's just the black kids that showed up always found a way to start drowning.

If Dominic Franchetti was drowning, would you rescue him?