Have you ever named your car?

[JesseTheGovernor]

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this piece of shit?

It was the hatchback version, even worse.

 

[Guest]

It was the hatchback version, even worse.

Oh god Im so sorry….
I shouldn’t say anything, I had a 1982 Cadillac Cimarron then a 1982 Renault Fuego in high school in the mid to late 90s. For some reason I had a thing for cars from 1982. Those two cars are what I chose

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Oh god Im so sorry….
I shouldn’t say anything, I had a 1982 Cadillac Cimarron then a 1982 Renault Fuego in high school in the mid to late 90s. For some reason I had a thing for cars from 1982. Those two cars are what I chose

Your options had a bit of class at least

 

[42069]

What kind of faggot does?

My daughter makes us. Mint Camry Crunch is mine

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

When my friends and I were in high school and getting our first cars we did as a joke because all our cars were old pieces of shit. Of course we were all 16 and not in our 40s like Pat.

 

[guest]

Yeah, I call it Nigger Jim.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I drove a 92 Saturn in highschool. 5 speed. Zero pickup but I enjoyed filling up for 12 bucks and getting 300 miles a tank minimum

 

[Phish]

Yes. My first car. Unfortunately it wasnt me who named it. It was my friends. I drove my moms baby blue full size van and let everyone ash cigarettes on the floor and throw trash on the floor. Treated it like it deserved. Like total shit. They nicknamed it “The Filth”. But it sat like 10 of us so wed pile into the filth and go to the beach and have fires/etc. The name was in jest. Ive never seriously been like “Yea thats my 69 Camaro named Josè out there”. First because i dont own a 69 camaro and secondly because im not a 300lb man baby.

This is close to what mine looked like

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Like 10 years ago my dad had an ancient Ford Aerostar work van that we called The Mystery Machine.
I think the theme here is that it should be for self deprecation rather than trying to be an actual tough guy

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

This is one of those things that pat thinks men do so he does it in a sad attempt to seem like one. He genuinely has no idea how embarrassingly gay it really is.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is one of those things that pat thinks men do so he does it in a sad attempt to seem like one. He genuinely has no idea how embarrassingly gay it really is.

I think you’re right, he probably saw it on some sitcom back in the 90s where the cool guy names his cool sports car. Everything he believes that “men” do he saw in a movie / tv show and mimicked it.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Yeah, I call it the "nigger runner downer"

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

First job I worked was with a real West Virginia hillbilly that stuttered bad, he named his 1974 four door Nova Darlene, he also had a kids car seat in the back with stuffed animal sitting in it called Ralphie, whenever we would get another car we told him we named it Darlene, na,na,na,no, th,th,theres only one Darlene and there she is, pointing at it

 

[captainjapan]

I have a Dodge Challenger named Heather Heyer, and yes child it has a Hemi.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

My daughter makes us. Mint Camry Crunch is mine

Maybe Pat’s daughter made him.... Ah, yeah.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Yes, because I'm a girl. My mother has too. I'd cringe if I heard a man say, "I call my truck the ______".

Pussy Magnet

 

[Caverlock]

Don't. Sharpie. Evelyn.

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[SmellenShoehorn]

This is one of those things that pat thinks men do so he does it in a sad attempt to seem like one. He genuinely has no idea how embarrassingly gay it really is.

"Wrong, child. I drive Susan to the Point and have hetero sex with girls with hot boobs all the time."

 

[Phish]

@Caverlock EVELYN!! HAHAHAH HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THAT TWEET BEFORE! Too fucking funny. Evelyn. Hahahaha. Caver is a treasure trove. The gift that just keeps giving.

 

[guest]

Don't. Sharpie. Evelyn.
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