Have you ever met someone called Sebastian who wasn't a total faggot?

[Stent]

I went to school with a guy called D'artagnan. Poor fucker never had a chance.

Knew a single mother to be that wanted to call her son Fabian. I convinced her to call him Michael. That little fucker owes me for saving him a life of misery.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Only Sebastian I can think of is a kid I went to high school with that seemed ok

 

[guest]

I went to school with a guy called D'artagnan. Poor fucker never had a chance.

Knew a single mother to be that wanted to called her son Fabian. I convinced her to call him Michael. That little fucker owes me for saving him a life of misery.

One of my oldest friends is a mulatto called Fabian. He's doing fine in the grand scheme of things but he's losing in relative financial terms.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I went to school with a guy called D'artagnan. Poor fucker never had a chance.

Knew a single mother to be that wanted to called her son Fabian. I convinced her to call him Michael. That little fucker owes me for saving him a life of misery.

I call my dad D'artagnan because of how he styles his facial hair.

 

[alkiefuck2]

I went to school with a guy called D'artagnan. Poor fucker never had a chance.

Knew a single mother to be that wanted to call her son Fabian. I convinced her to call him Michael. That little fucker owes me for saving him a life of misery.

my retarded mum wanted to call me Niko, thankfully my nana() talked her out of it

 

[Snake]

my retarded mum wanted to call me Niko, thankfully my nana() talked her out of it

Aren't you a kilt nigger? That's eastern European.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Aren't you a kilt nigger? That's eastern European.

haggis nigger* please
yeah that's what i didn't get, it must've been trendy for two minutes over here

 

[Snake]

haggis nigger* please
yeah that's what i didn't get, it must've been trendy for two minutes over here

I'm part hill kike, too.

 

[alkiefuck2]

I'm part hill kike, too.

you should come over! maybe even...

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I like Belle and Sebastian.
Gay.
I see your point.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I like Belle and Sebastian.
Gay.
I see your point.

Fold your handsss, child, you walk like a peasanT.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I knew someone called Sebastian when I was 17-18. One of these guys who takes two puffs of weed and goes completely silent and immovable. Like, you can push and shove him and he just goes "mmm! MMM!"

One day, I saw his dad drop him off near school and kiss him on the lips!

Me and my friend laughed at that for about 10 minutes.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Fold your handsss, child, you walk like a peasanT.

John was the best sex that Ade ever had