Have you ever had a rage erection?

[Professor Rape]

Yes your honour

But that is after he had already threaTened me

 

[EraGodless]

Fuck the pain away

One of my favorite Chevelle songs.

 

[Ladynyahh]

You don't get boners when you're angry?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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It's "raging hard-on", but Pat's first take was "rage erection" and that sounded relatable to him. This is why pat sucks at comedy - he's not relatable. Pat is a fucking weirdo, so the thoughts that occur to him are his alone. "Rage erection" seemed like something everyone thinks of to him, so he saw humor in that. Meanwhile, that's just a scar on his twisted psyche from an uncomfortable upbringing. Fucking hate that guy...

Clearly the good Reverend Al has nailed it. Pat, in classic Pat-fashion, has completely misused another well-worn expression and missed the point entirely.

 

[EraGodless]

You don't get boners when you're angry?

Depends on what she did to piss me off. I might have gotten one by accident. Me and an ex-girlfriend (who has fantasized tits btw) were arguing- one of our more heated arguments. Well, she took off her shirt and pants, and she was pretty much naked- no bra or underwear. This was in the midst of arguing. I'm pretty sure I was arguing while I had a hard-on. That's the only time that happened.

 

[Clint Ruin]

And if you did, would you send pictures of it to random men over the internet?

Threatening to cum on another man is a totally straight response.

 

[BudDickman]

Top results for rage erection are all Pat: https://archive.is/kSyN8

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I’ve got this thing where seeing a woman cry gives me a boner.

 

[PorqueDealer]

He's talked to random people online who hate him, more than he has his own daughter.

At this point I would say he has talked to online haters/stalkers more than his own wife.

 

[Lard Glug]

Threatening to cum on another man is a totally straight response.

Hahah gif of that dude yelling he’s a fag! Hahaha

 

[MonsterSteve]

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YUCK. Rogue one fucking STUNK. REMEMBER XWINGS???????

 

[Dog Eater]

I’ve got this thing where seeing a woman cry gives me a boner.

Try manhandling them while they cry.

 

[CruisinColin]

YUCK. Rogue one fucking STUNK. REMEMBER XWINGS???????

Nah dude they all die in the end so that makes it a cool war movie and not for babies!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Sending a picture of your erection to another man is pretty gay so naturally I've done it hundreds of times.

Your cock to @NortheastPhilly ’s lips, funster.