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3 left but comments like this are why you’re not in the wedding party!How many brothers you got? Living ones only
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3 left but comments like this are why you’re not in the wedding party!How many brothers you got? Living ones only
I'm still a guest though right3 left but comments like this are why you’re not in the wedding party!
Yeah but no plus one. This is the event of the century so space is limited.I'm still a guest though right
Piscopo?Don't name the comedian or anything. Why would you.
Go I can't wait to not attend thisYeah but no plus one. This is the event of the century so space is limited.
So unfortunately Cinnamon left me. I’m in shambles so please be nice to me as I get over this monumental heartbreak.Go I can't wait to not attend this
Can I be in the wedding party now?So unfortunately Cinnamon left me. I’m in shambles so please be nice to me as I get over this monumental heartbreak.
Too soon.Can I be in the wedding party now?
Don't name the comedian or anything. Why would you.
Going to need you to stop disrespecting Vos so much.
How do you avoid getting extorted and having them blow up your normal life?You thought sites where women could make money by sleeping with men are bullshit?
SA is the main one, there are a lot of other ones. You'll find a wide range on that site, sometimes the girl is a professional who just uses SA as another way to find clients, sometimes she's a 19 year old who found about a site through a friend and isn't sure what to expect.
Extorted how exactly?How do you avoid getting extorted and having them blow up your normal life?
I would be careful going down on 3rd world escortsFinally a good thread,
Yes, all the fucking time,
In 12 different countries, I lost count at over 300 different chicks. Over a decade
Probably 350ish now.
Its insane how guys would rather jerk their own dick instead of putting it in a pussy.
protestant social conditioning has buckbroken men.
What a loser paying for pussy is for losers!
Whatever, nobody gives a shit, youre gone forever in 40 or so years, enjoy ur xvideos.
The upper upper classes thrive on pros, diplomats, politicians, celebs, look at the listings for whores at last years davos conference.
$500 an hour mininum.
Robert. Kraft massage parlor etc.
because they prioritize time over money, why spend hours charming your way into a 6 at the bar when you can pay and fuck an 8.
Youll end up paying either way with your time.
Because “elite” know the puritanical morality laws are a farce to keep marriage rates up, which is ironic, because its done the opposite, and the bible explicitly states that a man should go to a wench to empty his balls so that a virtuous married woman isnt corrupted and adultery isnt committed.
Whores exist for our playzure.
I saw two last week (currently in colombia).
Ill even see them when in a relationship/fwb, because everyone knows women will think its funny just to withhold pussy.
Not to mention when i do see non-pros, im basically a sex god, because when you can make a half jap half italian brothel hooker in liberdade,sao paolo cum in 10 minutes just through licking the clit, the world is your oyster.
If you are afraid of seeing a hooker,
Im sorry, you might be an npc like this guy:
No wonder you love “f for family” and “archer” you npc flyover FUCK.
Never had even the slightest inkling of an std, and ive gone raw and had condoms break from rio to cancun.
If you ever do actually get the clap or syphillis (not likely unless its a crackhead or nigger), its gone in a week with an antibiotic.
Ironically the only time i got anything on my dick waswhen i was too lazy to clean my fleshlight for two weeks, a bacterial wart popped up on my shaft and i got rid of it with apple vinegar in 3 days.
And everyone knows aids is a hetero myth.
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Imagine jerking off to some shitty porn instead of having her sit on your face for a hundo.
Everyone but @Honey Badger ribbed this post, so former escort confirmed(Not that there’s anything wrong with that!)No disrespect, but wasn’t your wife an escort before you guys met?
Be respectful awlroit!!Everyone but @Honey Badger ribbed this post, so former escort confirmed(Not that there’s anything wrong with that!)
Ethnicity? Drug of choice? Does she enjoy your curry flavored smegma?$50 for a 20 year old on Wednesday and she still hasn't left the condo... 4 days so far discount pussy... Dirty feet... Would suck a shitlog out of her asshole IDC... Says she's going to university and is going to stopwe'll see about that... If I fall in love going to look like Turk February...
Dark elf. Archery potions. Yes.Ethnicity? Drug of choice? Does she enjoy your curry flavored smegma?
You're not being interviewed for TMZ. You're on an incredibly niche forum. There would be literally zero mess.Yeah, why not cause a huge mess for everybody?
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