Have you ever dated a chick who thought watching porn was cheating?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I used to date this alcoholic broad who thought that and when she’d pass out drunk on the futon before we fucked I’d use her MacBook to jack off in her bed. My friend also dated a girl like that and she used to cheat on him all the time.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I'm not going to try to think of why, but I'll concede with their retard brain that it is "cheating" in some whackadoo way

With that in mind, don't get caught jackin it to prettier women since they'll feel vindicated to act like a huge bitch about it.

It's kinda in the ridiculous range of the ones who try to be offended at the word cunt, like they want their own N-word just cause they think they deserve something to be offended by

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I was married before porn became so easy to get. However my wife doesn't give 2 shits about porn

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was married before porn became so easy to get. However my wife doesn't give 2 shits about porn

Really? Because she gets mad at me for it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd be like "get your mind right, dumbass."

My buddy had a chick like that, she also ended up fucking around on him with some straight up meth head jailbird.

 

[TheNanaDook]

I’ve heard of it but haven’t experienced it. My gf said she’d watch porn with me, but she doesn’t want to pick it out. Is she younger? That could explain it.

 

[Turk February]

I did once, she wasn't like a mainstream Christian, she was like @NoBacon where she thought god was actively giving her revelations all the time, just schizophrenic, so yeah, I just told her I'm cheating on her cuz I'm not giving up porn

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’ve heard of it but haven’t experienced it. My gf said she’d watch porn with me, but she doesn’t want to pick it out. Is she younger? That could explain it.

This was a while ago. She was 20 and I was 21.

I did once, she wasn't like a mainstream Christian, she was like @NoBacon where she thought god was actively giving her revelations all the time, just schizophrenic, so yeah, I just told her I'm cheating on her cuz I'm not giving up porn

Cheating on her with your laptop haha.

 

[Turk February]

This was a while ago. She was 20 and I was 21.


Cheating on her with your laptop haha.

its an optiplex 9020, sir.

 

[TheNanaDook]

This was a while ago. She was 20 and I was 21.


Cheating on her with your laptop haha.

There it is. Yeah it’s just age. Once she gets old and jaded, she’ll just be happy you have something else to satisfy your Dick so she doesn’t always have to.

 

[Turk February]

There it is. Yeah it’s just age. Once she gets old and jaded, she’ll just be happy you have something else to satisfy your Dick so she doesn’t always have to.

my girl was like 6 years older than me, its mental illness, not age

 

[NoBacon]

I did once, she wasn't like a mainstream Christian, she was like @NoBacon where she thought god was actively giving her revelations all the time, just schizophrenic, so yeah, I just told her I'm cheating on her cuz I'm not giving up porn

It was gay porn, I assume?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

No, but I can see why they’d get angry about it. It’s definitely not on the level of cheating but it’s one of those things they wouldn’t be happy about because it sends mixed signals about how sexually gratifying they are, even though jacking off scratches a different sexual itch than sex.

On top of that, they don’t understand how guys are wired because they’re generally not as intellectually curious as we are unless it’s to blame us for something or ask for help.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Yes I have. When we split up I told her good luck finding a guy that didnt watch it. She walked in on me at 3am getting in one of those " I cant get to sleep and I have to wake up for work in 4 hours" type wanks.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

yup, together 5 years. Didn't let me smoke grass in the house either whilst failing miserably at holding down work. If she hadn't been so unattractive whilst being such a histrionic psycho i'd probably have just fucked her everyday and given up porn for good. Would probably still be with her.

 

[Turk February]

yup, together 5 years. Didn't let me smoke grass in the house either whilst failing miserably at holding down work. If she hadn't been so unattractive whilst being such a histrionic psycho i'd probably have just fucked her everyday and given up porn for good. Would probably still be with her.

would she also go "hey can I have a puff on that" when you'd smoke outside too, because this sounds like every relationship I've ever been in.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Few girls had that mindset.
It’s pretty retarded to get upset about.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

would she also go "hey can I have a puff on that" when you'd smoke outside too, because this sounds like every relationship I've ever been in.

nah she was dead set against it and tried to get me to stop every day. I've had numerous birds like that too though

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yes I have. When we split up I told her good luck finding a guy that didnt watch it. She walked in on me at 3am getting in one of those " I cant get to sleep and I have to wake up for work in 4 hours" type wanks.

Every woman I've lived with has caught me jacking off, which pisses them off 100% of the time. My one ex showed me a video she took of me furiously beating off in my sleep one time. It was insanely embarrassing. She thought it was hilarious. I'll never forget how stupid my face looked. My jaw was all off to the side, I looked retarded.

 

[Turk February]

Every woman I've lived with has caught me jacking off, which pisses them off 100% of the time. My one ex showed me a video she took of me furiously beating off in my sleep one time. It was insanely embarrassing. She thought it was hilarious. I'll never forget how stupid my face looked. My jaw was all off to the side, I looked retarded.

Why not just... close the door? Jacked off a thousand times with a girl I'm living with, never caught once.