Have you ever been on a cruise?

[Sue Lightning]

And if yes why are you a fucking rube?

I always thought they were depressing but seeing Joes posts and the ships amenities confirm it. Yeah let me spend an exorbitant amount of money to sleep on a boat that has a casino, a mall, restaurants, sporting activities etc.

Hey retard, you can do all that shit on land. “Put how would I go to England?” You go England on a plane and do all the shit you’re doing on the boat in the actual country

Fucking retards

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I was 17 and my grandparents took us on a cruise for their 40th anniversary. I got laid the second night of the cruise and found some big giant fat fucks that had coke and weed. It was a PFG time but I've never been on another.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I've never been on a cruise but I've been on a large ferry from Greece to Italy. My dad brought the car with us There wasn't much to do for the 14 or so hour trip. It was quite boring and on the way back we actually sailed thru a storm and the ship was getting tossed around like crazy

 

[captain_kamala]

My parents love that shit so I've been on many.
On one of them the entertainer was Ben vereen. I dated his loser son years later.

 

[guest]

You're supposed to go on boats to either fish or get away from people, not be surrounded by annoying boomers. Love the peaceful solitude of the sea. Why would I want to be around a bunch of fat entitled geezers and corny "entertainment" when I'm just trying to zone out and relax?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

A cruise is like all the shittiest aspects of Las Vegas, but with more nausea and fewer whores.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’m not a white trash retard.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I’m not a white trash retard.

I just cant imagine the fat disgusting fucking flabby armed fried hair old greasy midwestern rube who says to her husband “OH HONEY LETS GO ON THE CRUISE THEYRE GONNA HAVE STYX PLAYING!”

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I’m not a white trash retard.

erm... anyway, you're right about cruises; everything there can be done on-land & in better places.

if you want to travel then just get a flight to those places, I really dont get the appeal

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I'll be on the first Whites Only cruise. Until then I'll fly myself.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I love cruising.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

The idea of being on one of those white trash barges like Carnival disgusts me. I was on a plane from Philly to Puerto Rico once and sat next to an extended family of Carnival creatures and they were horrid white trash from Delaware. I prayed for the plane to crash.

Now, a ride on the Viking Ocantis? That doesn't look so bad.

Also, Jimmy has been riding on a viking's octanis for years.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Cruises are for retirees who're too infirm to do any other kind of vacationing. They're the Yakov Smirnoff Dinner Adventures of the open sea. If you're under the age of 60, a willingly-purchased cruise ticket doubles as a medical certificate of mental retardation.

 

[guest]

No and I don't get it at all. You're literally on a floating prison that can charge whatever they want for shit.

 

[guest]

Never went on a cruise but I've been to the Caribbean once and they thought I was a Jackie Singh local...

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

Never went on a cruise but I've been to the Caribbean once and they thought I was a Jackie Singh local...

Nobody cares and also you couldn't stay away for 12 hours.


You lose. Good day, Habibi.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Never went on a cruise but I've been to the Caribbean once and they thought I was a Jackie Singh local...

Was it considered a cruise when you floated to Canada from Africa on a raft with 50 other cowardly niggers fleeing their war torn shitholes??

 

[guest]

Nobody cares and also you couldn't stay away for 12 hours.


You lose. Good day, Habibi.

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Its been waaay more than 12 hours. Guess what? This place was dead without me...your spamming did nothing. Energetic boy.

 

[NoBacon]

I got laid the second night of the cruise

What was his name?

 

[UnPRePared]

I just cant imagine the fat disgusting fucking flabby armed fried hair old greasy midwestern rube who says to her husband “OH HONEY LETS GO ON THE CRUISE THEYRE GONNA HAVE STYX PLAYING!”

So it was a running punchline over here that KISS had their own cruise up until retirement, and from what I remember this wasn't something they did only a few times. They milked their loyal rubes for all they were worth.

There's something about being on a ship with numerous ham-and-eggers, mostly old (but I'm told there was more young than I'd have imagined), probably barely able to get a moments peace besides in my cabin, and you're STUCK. You're trapped on the sea, and maybe there's a disembarkment day on the horizon if we're lucky.

That sounds like a bloody living hell.