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A woman can make vegetable soup. I've tried to teach a cat to do it. Doesn't work.
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Have you ever actually been in love?
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Yeah
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I actually never let pets on counters or tables and am disgusted with anyone who does.
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My best cat Inakentii knew not to even try going on the table. Even when I left a delicious chicken cutlet out and forgot about it.
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Wasn't it said in a movie somewhere that a man gets 3 real loves in his life? By that logic I used 2 up so far. been about 20 years since the last one so who knows when #3 will show up.. maybe they are already present and just haven't shown themself.
You only get 3 loves in your life. And before those happen you might as well drill oil at least once.
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I miss my cat. Maybe I'll see him again when I go to hell. He did torture a mouse by breaking it's back and just batting it against a fence for 5 hours til he got bored.
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When I was a kid, I had a cat who got kitty cataracts, and went blind. He'd hang out in the front yard all the time, sunning himself. One day, he caught a large praying mantis, and he spent hours murdering the thing, peeling it apart layer by layer, with green juices dripping from his chin. How could you not love cats?
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He also wasn't particularly nice to birds. He was very nice to people though.
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Cats rule when it comes to murder.
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Or my last one. He'd be dead asleep, all sprawled out on the couch, totally comatose, then he'd bolt upright, and within seconds be right on top of a bug I hadn't even seen yet, in full kill mode. They truly are the king of beasts.
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lol faggot
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That's implicitly included in the response as well.
Two birds with one stone, cawksucka.
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I remembah getting a call from a buddy back in the day:
"Hey dude, you wanna go hang out?"
"Can't man, I'm with my girlfriend."
"Hahahaha FAGGOT."
Then he hung up.
This man was wise beyond his years.
"Hey dude, you wanna go hang out?"
"Can't man, I'm with my girlfriend."
"Hahahaha FAGGOT."
Then he hung up.
This man was wise beyond his years.
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Who's the faggot now? Huh?
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this nigga