Have you ever actually been in love?

[Professor Rape]

Even the "chick" I loved the most annoyed me a lot.

I've been on so many first dates. They all made me think "yeuch......"

There was someone really nice though that I always shinkle bout... she was like the chick from the sopranos with one leg. I loved her. But she had fawkin' GENITAL HERPES, so had to get rid of it.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Even the "chick" I loved the most annoyed me a lot.

I've been on so many first dates. They all made me think "yeuch......"

There was someone really nice though that I always shinkle bout... she was like the chick from the sopranos with one leg. I loved her. But she had fawkin' GENITAL HERPES, so had to get rid of it.

How’d you find out bout the herpes?

Sorry to hear. Ive never fucked a cripple, but I always wanted to shallow dick a midget. Just a lil bit of the tip.

 

[Turk February]

Even the "chick" I loved the most annoyed me a lot.

I've been on so many first dates. They all made me think "yeuch......"

There was someone really nice though that I always shinkle bout... she was like the chick from the sopranos with one leg. I loved her. But she had fawkin' GENITAL HERPES, so had to get rid of it.

Only three times. My metric for being in love is would I want to die with this bitch?

 

[Professor Rape]

How’d you find out bout the herpes?

Sorry to hear. Ive never fucked a cripple, but I always wanted to shallow dick a midget. Just a lil bit of the tip.

I jokingly said about my lip "it's just a sore, not herpes don't worry" and she said "oh... I actually have herpes" and I was like "...w-what".
She asked if it was a dealbreaker, and I said I'd think about it. I actually made a thread here asking for advice, and this place is what convinced me to break up with her. A post that I remember convincing me was "dude, if you get genital herpes and you break up, then you'll regret it".

I called her and said "sorry it's a dealbreaker, but we can still be friends". We stayed friends, and she would constantly view all my instagram stories, which were all of me travelling the world without her. Then I posted a story of me in sweden with a hot swedish chick I met there, and after viewing that she deleted me lol.

The ironic thing is I licked that swedish chick's asshole without even asking if she had any diseases until after (she was clean). I've never licked a chick's asshole before, but she was fucking hot.

 

[Turk February]

Actually 5. I forgot about my first girlfriend and @bernerd my future wife.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

I jokingly said about my lip "it's just a sore, not herpes don't worry" and she said "oh... I actually have herpes" and I was like "...w-what".
She asked if it was a dealbreaker, and I said I'd think about it. I actually made a thread here asking for advice, and this place is what convinced me to break up with her. A post that I remember convincing me was "dude, if you get genital herpes and you break up, then you'll regret it".

I called her and said "sorry it's a dealbreaker, but we can still be friends". We stayed friends, and she would constantly view all my instagram stories, which were all of me travelling the world without her. Then I posted a story of me in sweden with a hot swedish chick I met there, and after viewing that she deleted me lol.

The ironic thing is I licked that swedish chick's asshole without even asking if she had any diseases until after (she was clean). I've never licked a chick's asshole before, but she was fucking hot.

My HS girlfriend was extremely hot. In my opinion the hottest girl in school. Real sporty too, now she's like a millionaire realtor, lol. She told me once that this chink bitch told her "Why are you with him? You're like way out of his league." I still hate that cunt (because she was right).

Anyway, one night I ate her asshole for like two hours straight. I stuck my tongue like a two inches inside her asshole. I still get boned up to this day thinking about it. On prom night I threw her on the bed and she stuck her ass in the air and I did the same thing but it was sweatier and dirtier but I honestly didn't care. Hormones of a 17 year old. I did the same thing to my dear wife's ass when we met too but I haven't been as animalistic. Teenage horniness is nuts.

Point is, true love is whether you'd eat some girl's asshole but also die for her. I wouldn't die for my high school girlfriend but I'd sure eat her ass.

 

[johnnynoname]

This is Science fiction thread

 

[Dog Eater]

Yeah I love my wife, probably on a deeper level than any other women I was ever into. Being in love is not really a tangible objective thing outside of hormones though.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah I love my wife, probably on a deeper level than any other women I was ever into. Being in love is not really a tangible objective thing outside of hormones though.

That's how I felt about my cat. It was a quite good cat.

 

[Dog Eater]

That's how I felt about my cat. It was a quite good cat.

What colour?

 

[Turk February]

What colour?

That weird tortoise shell of tabbys. It was just a cat.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

This is Science fiction thread

 

[Turk February]

Now that I think about it both his parents were Russian blues which are grey. Did his cat mom cheat on her cat dad? Dramatic

 

[Opesterino]

Wasn't it said in a movie somewhere that a man gets 3 real loves in his life? By that logic I used 2 up so far. been about 20 years since the last one so who knows when #3 will show up.. maybe they are already present and just haven't shown themself.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

My HS girlfriend was extremely hot. In my opinion the hottest girl in school. Real sporty too, now she's like a millionaire realtor, lol. She told me once that this chink bitch told her "Why are you with him? You're like way out of his league." I still hate that cunt (because she was right).

Anyway, one night I ate her asshole for like two hours straight. I stuck my tongue like a two inches inside her asshole. I still get boned up to this day thinking about it. On prom night I threw her on the bed and she stuck her ass in the air and I did the same thing but it was sweatier and dirtier but I honestly didn't care. Hormones of a 17 year old. I did the same thing to my dear wife's ass when we met too but I haven't been as animalistic. Teenage horniness is nuts.

 

[aRTie02150]

I love my Craig.

 

[CuntFucker]

Even the "chick" I loved the most annoyed me a lot.

I've been on so many first dates. They all made me think "yeuch......"

There was someone really nice though that I always shinkle bout... she was like the chick from the sopranos with one leg. I loved her. But she had fawkin' GENITAL HERPES, so had to get rid of it.

Cringe incel loser

Only three times. My metric for being in love is would I want to die with this bitch?

Based homeless lover

 

[Cleo's Dad]

I'm too ugly for love, brothermen.
That's life... sniff...

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I've never loved anything more complex than a kitty cat.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I've never loved anything more complex than a kitty cat.

Good thing women are dumber than them.