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He really is a burger squeezing idiotHe fucking manhandled it and then decided to take a picture and post it to the internet. What an idiot
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He really is a burger squeezing idiotHe fucking manhandled it and then decided to take a picture and post it to the internet. What an idiot
That's the famed Kraft SinglesWhat's up with the cheese on that burger?
Thats like Pats sense of humor in a photo.
Even on a tweet about an open mic and eating a fucking baked potato, he has to do his double-carriage-return-followed-by-one-sentence hack nonsense for effect. Melodramatic fruit. "Might have to keep scratching". I'm on the edge of my seat! Except it's been a full year and he hasn't done any stand up since.
That's the famed Kraft Singles
Maybe my most updooted comment on here.Last time I saw this posted somebody said it looked like this fella already had the Mullen Eyes shopped in.
I'm pretty sure we took the "standup comic" Larp away from him, no? So last set was in 2023? Did he really ride an hour and a half for a free burger/baked potato, so he could do a 5-10 minute set?
"Comedy Gym-Rat" might be the worst Pat.
Child,Well damn. This is what happens when I try to patpost.
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