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TorqueWheeler

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Angry Paul said:
I think someone did vandalize his property but did something a lot less "presentable" for the Mole to present to the Huffington Post. Technicality Tomlinson had to stage it a bit for media presentability - although it is true that someone vandalized his property. For example, the Huff Po can't publish an image of "Fat faggot nigger pig" scrawled on his bike, but they can publish something milk toast like "Gay virgin Fatrick." The video of the vandal was also probably really unconvincing so Pig had to put a penlight in his mouth and stand under the light.

Just my theory.
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I've always assumed he was still burning with rage about that time Cuntfucker left bologna outside his house and was desperate to try and turn it into a vandalism thing.
 
Jenna

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TorqueWheeler said:
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Patrick, Patrick, Patrick. This shit is pathetic.
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Blatant Search Engine Optimization shit.

"We were in town for a concert" - no.

"We went to see Luke Combs play at American Family Field" - yes!

"Good restaurants nearby" - no.

"We had dinner at The Original and breakfast at Canela Cafe and both are excellent" - yes!

Now people who search for those key terms will find the airbnb. Great job Niki!
 
IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Jenna said:
Blatant Search Engine Optimization shit.

"We were in town for a concert" - no.

"We went to see Luke Combs play at American Family Field" - yes!

"Good restaurants nearby" - no.

"We had dinner at The Original and breakfast at Canela Cafe and both are excellent" - yes!

Now people who search for those key terms will find the airbnb. Great job Niki!
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It’s so funny Niki is using the technology that her husbands blames on why he can’t get a publisher to put out his work.
 
BUBBLER

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Jenna said:
Blatant Search Engine Optimization shit.

"We were in town for a concert" - no.

"We went to see Luke Combs play at American Family Field" - yes!

"Good restaurants nearby" - no.

"We had dinner at The Original and breakfast at Canela Cafe and both are excellent" - yes!

Now people who search for those key terms will find the airbnb. Great job Niki!
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How important is the doors location?

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Lard Glug

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Angry Paul said:
I think someone did vandalize his property but did something a lot less "presentable" for the Mole to present to the Huffington Post. Technicality Tomlinson had to stage it a bit for media presentability - although it is true that someone vandalized his property. For example, the Huff Po can't publish an image of "Fat faggot nigger pig" scrawled on his bike, but they can publish something milk toast like "Gay virgin Fatrick." The video of the vandal was also probably really unconvincing so Pig had to put a penlight in his mouth and stand under the light.

Just my theory.
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Nice “milk toast,” stupid.
 
WifeStoreWill

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And Jackie sells AI "art" and NFTs on her @0xgraffito grifting account. Fat hypocrite.

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I hope she's reporting her crypto income to the IRS. Wouldn't want her to get into any more trouble with them.
Uncle J’s Sink Emporium said:
Shows what he knows. This NFT I bought for 10 bucks and a ham sandwich from some smelly drifter is now worth upwards of $47,500.

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Lol
 
Gimli Son Of Gloin

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guest said:
I don't mean to covet, but that's a woman. No need to show off skin. Has a respect for 1 Timothy 2:9-10.

I sometimes do yard work shirtless in the front yard, but stopped when I was catcalled by a drunk, big eared woman with stanky leggings and sunglasses on top of her head. "You aint black but Id love for you to fart in ma grits! A hyk hyk!" she yelled. Modesty is for men too, folks. I learned that the hard way.

Diddlin' out,
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Too bad she was a Christ killer
 
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iblBangedQuasi said:
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The fact that they all mention Patrick is always responsive is so hilarious. He just can't leave a text on read for even a moment. I kind of wish I had a lil taste of that attitude myself. Just a lil taste. I suppose that would require giving up most of my ability to consciously process everything I read.
 
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