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Something you’d think a master electrician would notice and take care of in an afternoon.
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Has This Airbnb Been Posted?
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I recently did all of mine. He's relying on his aluminum wiring to melt before his airbnb guest is electrocuted.
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I don’t think aluminum was invented yet when they first installed that shit
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In service of the greater good, I would grimly accept renter casualties, even fatalities, from accidents caused by pig’s ignorance and laziness if it would mean he’d lose the hovel and go to jail. Sorry, poor people who rent shitholes like this. It is what it is.
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There's no way that shithole is up to code in order for them to legally rent it to tenants outside of their short term rental grift. If they ever try to sell it the buyer would probably have to raze it to the ground and just build another Section 8 shithole like the ugly building next door to him.
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I think that's why the previous owner "helped" with the loan. Even he knew it was an outdated dangerous shit shack that couldn't be sold conventionally due to needing an assload of updates
(I mean I'm sure we all grew up in similar places and turned out fine)
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But he got it refinanced. I wonder how he managed that.
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It's considered a bedroom as well and Pat felt the need to defend the quality of the mattress when some ungrateful bitch wasn't effusive enough in her feedback. Do you have to push the couch against the wall yourself to make enough room to roll it out?
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I think it's the back that rolls down. As I type this I'm sitting on a modular lounge that does the same thing. But my couch isn't a piece of shit from Ikea.
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Ah, okay, I get it now. I've never seen that before. The more you know.
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By then Nikki had setup PBG and he had received a couple of decent checks for his book stuff.
If they had several years of paying on time etc. then there isn't much of a reason for them to deny it.
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It's a futon. Or a faton since it's owned by a fat man who weighs a ton.
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Does that room have a closet? I thought it was a fake bedroom. Is that a closet in the bottom-right corner of that picture?
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Pretty sure thats the cat piss room
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He never calls it Casa Del Tomlinson anymore. I bet Niki and Lynne made it very clear to fatso that it's Casa Del Robinson now.
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Fatso is seething over "the unit" right now. It's taking everything in him not to corrrrrect Marissa. "IT'S A DUPLEX, MARISSA. SORRY YOU'RE SO STUPID."
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This room is smaller than my closet...
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Nigga converted a walk in wardrobe into a bedroom.
I've seen bathrooms with just the toilet and basin (no shower or bathtub) bigger than Rick's fold-out-couch room.