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Has sue lightning killed himself?

J.B. Mauney

HIT THE LIKES, WE ARE SHADOWBANNED
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<-- women love me, whenever I broke up with one, there was ALWAYS another one lined up.


Now Im married.

Every female we've seen in photos with you is short and ugly. You are not married. I don't understand why you keep telling this particular lie when nobody believes it.
 

Child..

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Every female we've seen in photos with you is short and ugly. You are not married. I don't understand why you keep telling this particular lie when nobody believes it.
You know nothing about me. The ease at which you weave lore made me suspect Patrick is yanking your chain for engagement/victimhood-mongering. Said this many times.

Tell me Im 42 years old, drinking beer, and working for my parents again.

edit...tell me I'm a pedo again, LMAO
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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"My stomach hurts"
(from the needles waa...oooh that mean boq said a baddie... wait till I'll get him...chip chip, cheerio!)
I'll give you 1minute to say 'Sorry, that was a bit mean'
Actually, I'll give you 5, 'cus you wont like this one... & I feel like you might be joking. Let me know 21:56pm my time right now

& I can take that as a joke, if it is...
 

J.B. Mauney

HIT THE LIKES, WE ARE SHADOWBANNED
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The ease at which you weave lore made me suspect Patrick is yanking your chain for engagement/victimhood-mongering. Said this many times.
You didn't invent that theory you delusional nigger. Everyone knows Patrick is milking this for money. You learn about things everybody already knows and then say you were the one who came up with it. Another trait you share with Rick.
Tell me Im 42 years old, drinking beer, and working for my parents again.

You're the one would said you're 42 and work for your parents you fucking retard.
Go have another beer alone in your room, stupid. Be jealous of my sober mind that is quicker and more developed than yours some more.
 

J.B. Mauney

HIT THE LIKES, WE ARE SHADOWBANNED
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34,476
You know nothing about me. The ease at which you weave lore made me suspect Patrick is yanking your chain for engagement/victimhood-mongering. Said this many times.

Tell me Im 42 years old, drinking beer, and working for my parents again.

edit...tell me I'm a pedo again, LMAO
You're a pedo again, LMAO
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Every female we've seen in photos with you is short and ugly. You are not married. I don't understand why you keep telling this particular lie when nobody believes it.
Almost every girl I've been with is lanky as fuck and had small tits, was older than me. We all have a type. Nothing wrong with that.
 

Child..

11 people use this account
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I'll give you 1minute to say 'Sorry, that was a bit mean'
Actually, I'll give you 5, 'cus you wont like this one... & I feel like you might be joking. Let me know 21:56pm my time right now

& I can take that as a joke, if it is...

Being British again...

Mass.gov
 
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