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Has sue lightning killed himself?

J.B. Mauney

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One thing I learned recently, British are pusssays lol...sensitive miskeens.

You called an ambulance for a torn rotator cuff and then when you realized we would make fun of you for it you posted a screenshot of a Google search about dislocated shoulders to prove how much pain you were in. You're a soccer playing sissy who would cry if someone flicked the back of your ear.
 

J.B. Mauney

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^^ Paul saw me get into with the funsters and he forgot all about his candidate BTFO by Donald Trump. This liberal energetick jinn got his second wind.
^^Boq knows I'm not even registered to vote and is now deflecting from my calling him an unathletic sissy.

Anyway for real I got some emails I have to reply to. toodles

Okay talk to you in a few minutes.
 

J.B. Mauney

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You clearly never slammed head first into a goalpost. I had scouts from Bayer Leverkusen monitoring me up to a certain point...I had prospects!

I trained with Brazilians who played in the Saudi premier league
!

Lol more edits after you read my response.
None of this is true lol you played soccer when you were 13 years old hahahaha you didn't have scouts watching you.
You're delusional and gay
 

Child..

dork
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One memory I had from my time training at al Shabab FC (not even lying, WALLAHI on Allah, look it up)...I was in the hall, and we passed a group photo of the Al Shabab 1st team squad, including supporting staff, goalkeeper coaches, medics etc...and there was this Bobby Lee lil 5'2 nigga in the end of the photo.

Without missing a beat, I said "That is Federico the new Filipino winger they signed from Nottingham Forest"

everyone howled...it was funnier in Arabic u had to be there.
 

Africa.com

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One memory I had from my time training at al Shabab FC (not even lying, WALLAHI on Allah, look it up)...I was in the hall, and we passed a group photo of the Al Shabab 1st team squad, including supporting staff, goalkeeper coaches, medics etc...and there was this Bobby Lee lil 5'2 nigga in the end of the photo.

Without missing a beat, I said "That is Federico the new Filipino winger they signed from Nottingham Forest"

everyone howled...it was funnier in Arabic u had to be there.
Oof
 

BoringFaggot

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What happened to the emails you had to write?

OIP.5mcXtQSHvNuoZsKqPIO0lQHaE8
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I've been having big-boy real quarrels irl with literal guinea faggots at work. I dont have Bock time these days, i've got real niggers i've gotta figuratively put down.

@Africa.com I wont submit a grievance for the OT, I promise.
 

Turk February

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@Turk February

I enjoy your posts for the most part, if you’re really struggling that much DM me your first name, I promise I won’t share it anywhere and I’ll pray for you.

I’m not fuckin around and you don’t have to trust me, but I’m being honest. I’m not the best person to pray for anyone else but I will absolutely.
My name's Alex. I've shared it before. Don't give a shit who knows it.
 
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