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Has Pat ever ACTUALLY been swatted?

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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No, never. He said they tried and failed to break his door down before. Obvious bullshit.
Yeah, they “almost” broke his door 3 or 4 times. We’ve seen his shitty doors, wouldn’t take much to break them. Even when the news crews came they couldn’t even do b-roll of the damage to the home since they didn’t have any - lots of “almost” damage, had to use his stupid “days since swatted” sign and him awkwardly drinking a glass of water.
 

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Yeah, they “almost” broke his door 3 or 4 times. We’ve seen his shitty doors, wouldn’t take much to break them. Even when the news crews came they couldn’t even do b-roll of the damage to the home since they didn’t have any - lots of “almost” damage, had to use his stupid “days since swatted” sign and him awkwardly drinking a glass of water.
The real door probably is solid because the house is old and they used real shit back then but still, if they want to break it they will. And if they don’t break it it’s not like they just give up and go home. It’s the same thing he says about the punch, that they tried to subdue him and failed. As if the cops can just fail to subdue you and that’s the end of it.
 

Josef Kuminski

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In all honesty, having a gun drawn on you on your own property is fucked no matter how you slice it.

That's why I'm confident nobody here is responsible. It's not funny.
No one here is responsible for this shit. Going back to r/opieandanthony no one ever talked about swaTTing, cause we all knew it was gay and not funny. Remember how people would respond to as little as Joe getting a gig canceled? “ While I don’t condone getting a gig canceled, I’ll laugh when it happens”. The brothermen had both Cumia’s info along with god knows how many else’s other people’s info and never once was there a SWAT call.

LEO know Pat is more likely behind this than any brothermen, rascal or funster is.
 
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The way Niki just stood there recording in silence really stood out - she had no concern for him, not even a “Pat! Stop!”To seeing him freak out. I bet she was hoping they would kill him so she wouldn’t have to deal with him anymore and get a nice pay day from the city and a life insurance policy.

Wait…is NIKI behind the Swats?!?!
She has to know something. Which is why I wish they would call her in for questioning without Pat present and tell her she's gonna be charged as a co-conspirator if she doesn't fess up to everything she knows.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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No one here is responsible for this shit. Going back to r/opieandanthony no one ever talked about swaTTing, cause we all knew it was gay and not funny. Remember how people would respond to as little as Joe getting a gig canceled? “ While I don’t condone getting a gig canceled, I’ll laugh when it happens”. The brothermen had both Cumia’s info along with god knows how many else’s other people’s info and never once was there a SWAT call.

LEO know Pat is more likely behind this than any brothermen, rascal or funster is.
I’ve said it before but it’s clear nobody here is swatting him - we discuss many people here - and Pat is the only one that has been swatted. The Cumia’s alone would have been swatted many times if we were doing it. Same with the bomb threats - Joe has played how many gigs over the years yet not one bomb threat?

It’s Pat. It’s always been Pat or someone close to him.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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She has to know something. Which is why I wish they would call her in for questioning without Pat present and tell her she's gonna be charged as a co-conspirator if she doesn't fess up to everything she knows.
She does. She made it clear on those interviews she’s an “activist” for this - she says police all over the country should have training for this meaning she’s trying to get some kind of consultant gig. Remember, they’re using their white privilege to help black people.
 

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I’ve said it before but it’s clear nobody here is swatting him - we discuss many people here - and Pat is the only one that has been swatted. The Cumia’s alone would have been swatted many times if we were doing it. Same with the bomb threats - Joe has played how many gigs over the years yet not one bomb threat?

It’s Pat. It’s always been Pat or someone close to him.

Even the random swatting of people with Kiwifarms threads died out a while back, right around the time they started digging into Torswats. Now it's Republicans, right-wing media people and.....Pat.

If she knows what she says she does then she should go to the FBI instead of e-mailing them a link to her blog and asking for a subscription.
 

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I’ve said it before but it’s clear nobody here is swatting him - we discuss many people here - and Pat is the only one that has been swatted. The Cumia’s alone would have been swatted many times if we were doing it. Same with the bomb threats - Joe has played how many gigs over the years yet not one bomb threat?

It’s Pat. It’s always been Pat or someone close to him.
The Pig is always about technicalities, like having a good year with Insurance royalties, an advance and whatever gibs he gets for being a pants shitting retard and becomes a “six figure earning author”. Yes he may have made six figures (still pressing X to doubt on that) and he’s technically an author. “The police know we’re not SwaTTing ourselves” to the pig means “we’re not making the calls.” Yeah cause the cops know the calls aren’t coming from your fucking house Rick or your cellphones Open/on going investigations never rule anyone out.

Qui Bene? The only people who have benefited from this are Rick and Jackie. Ricks gotten national coverage and Jackie has planted herself in the middle of this drama.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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The Pig is always about technicalities, like having a good year with Insurance royalties, an advance and whatever gibs he gets for being a pants shitting retard and becomes a “six figure earning author”. Yes he may have made six figures (still pressing X to doubt on that) and he’s technically an author. “The police know we’re not SwaTTing ourselves” to the pig means “we’re not making the calls.” Yeah cause the cops know the calls aren’t coming from your fucking house Rick or your cellphones Open/on going investigations never rule anyone out.

Qui Bene? The only people who have benefited from this are Rick and Jackie. Ricks gotten national coverage and Jackie has planted herself in the middle of this drama.
The whole “the police know we aren’t” is my favorite of his lies - everyone is a suspect until they put it together and even then they get the wrong person. I just watched a doc on the Carol Stuart murder in 1989 how the husband killed his pregnant wife and tried to blame it on a black guy in a tracksuit (really broad there) and after they got a random black guy Stuart’s family spilled the beans and he jumped off a bridge.

There’s a lot of similarities between the murderer husband and Pat - sociopath behavior.
 
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