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Anyone? What happens?
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Has anyone quit coffee 100% and switched to tea?
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Why not both?
Only because I fucked up my parietal enzymes by mainlining cheap black coffee at a horrible former job I had.
It got to a stage where I developed such bad mold toxicity & GERD I could hardly breathe or digest, couldn’t choke down food without vomiting, and my chest was always thundering. I kept going to the doctor thinking I’d got pneumonia or had quiet heart events. All caffeine, as it turns out.
Well, and sometimes swallowing big loads, probably didn’t help the matter either.
So I’ve cut back on both. Now I’m strictly decaf Lapsang with a twist of lemon, ground chicory, and traditional cock receiving. My stomach is now hale as can be, thanks for asking.
It got to a stage where I developed such bad mold toxicity & GERD I could hardly breathe or digest, couldn’t choke down food without vomiting, and my chest was always thundering. I kept going to the doctor thinking I’d got pneumonia or had quiet heart events. All caffeine, as it turns out.
Well, and sometimes swallowing big loads, probably didn’t help the matter either.
So I’ve cut back on both. Now I’m strictly decaf Lapsang with a twist of lemon, ground chicory, and traditional cock receiving. My stomach is now hale as can be, thanks for asking.
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I would assume a lot of people here have. Since it’s fucking gay.
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No, it's physically impossible and you'll explode. None who've attempted it have survived to tell the tale.
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Cutting out coffee and all caffeinated drinks starting in April. I don't know how I'll survive this awful, brain-numbing job, boys.
Suicide (at least until May) might be my only out.
Suicide (at least until May) might be my only out.
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No coffee, caffeinated drinks in a jug this morning…
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Tea is for when you're sick and if you're a bong. Coffee is delicious
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I know there are gay people on here but no one is that big of a faggot
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on your butt?!
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Shut it...sleep, 48 hours till the shards spark and your monkey is at ease again.